My girlfriend wants to find my pyloric sphincter.
So my girlfriend has a thing for stomachs and stomach noises, and I love providing for her. She stuffs me full of different stuff and listens to me burp and fart while my stomach churns unhappily. She loves massaging my gut too, sometimes she makes me sit on her lap so she can wrap her arms around me and rub my belly. Recently she’s wanted more sounds, more moans and groans from me, more cramping. She wants to know where my pyloric sphincter is so that she can massage it and force food into my intestines. She’s planning on making me a crap ton of ramen noodles and soup.
she wanted me to make this post, so um…yeah…













