ask me about my balls.

GO! GO! ZEPPELI { indie post-SBR Gyro Zeppeli rp blog } m!a: n/a. It's been a long journey in this hellish race, but things are starting to look strange. Your companions are missing and so are the other contestants. It's as if the race is over, and you have been left behind... Have you lost it all?

[jurassicjockey]

I see…

That’s a good state of mind. In that case, you’ll be the first to warn me if you find I’m being too soft on him, won’t you?

[spinningballs]

You betcha.

I’m not about to let my guard down, even for a second. If something happens to you, it happens to all of us. I can’t go around covering my own ass anymore. We’re in this together now, aren’t we?

[jurassicjockey]

Such is your prerogative. Any particular reason?

[spinningballs]

Politicians are professional liars. I can believe there’s people that can turn over a new leaf, but not like that. I remember his motives and I remember what he did. I don’t see much reason for him to suddenly be the nice guy.

I’m not about to put any faith in the guy that killed me.

[spinningballs]

I don’t care what he says. I’m not trusting him.

[spinningballs]

[thejogging]

[spinningballs]

jurassicjockey replied to your post

I’LL KILL YOU.

You suck the fun out of everything.

[spinningballs]

kakattekinasai:

Those are a lot of uses…

Still, I might more be in the position of watching.  How do you even know if you can do it anyways?

Well, honestly, there's no sure fire way to check if someone can or can’t do it. But I can tell you one thing...

If you really want to learn it, you will learn it.

[spinningballs]

y-y-y-you're going to spin your troubles away with spin lessons. y-y-you're going to love my balls. one spin. you're going to spin my balls. two spins. you're going to love my balls. just spin my balls. we can't do this all day call now and get, t-t-two balls. you're going to love my balls.

This is the song of my people. ♪

[spinningballs]

kakattekinasai:

I’m not sure…

You use it for medicine and the like, too, right?

Yeah, you can use it for all kinds of neat stuff! Everything from fixing a back ache to having the most extreme wild sex in bed.

[spinningballs]

kakattekinasai liked your post.

Y'know, the Spin isn't all about fighting. I could teach you how to use it in a different way.

[spinningballs]

[spinningballs]

jurassicjockey:

I’ll tear out your gullet and swallow it whole.

If you're trying to seduce me, you're definitely coming on too strong. Is this how you win all the ladies? I think can really see the attraction now.

[spinningballs]

jurassicjockey replied to your post

I’ll kill you.

You're the one that did it! I don’t have any control over your lizardly bodily functions.

[spinningballs]

[spinningballs]

wheelchairjockey:

I wouldn’t let you down.

Never gonna run around and desert me?

[spinningballs]

wheelchairjockey liked your post.

You know I'm going to be watching everything you do, right? I want to make sure you remember everything I told you.

[spinningballs]

jurassicjockey:

They look like buttocks.

And I’m pretty certain that you are neither willing to teach me nor a very pleasant teacher. You’d probably want me to bribe you, right?

You look like buttocks.

Well, you're not wrong. I don't wanna teach you anything and I'm not the best teacher, but I can do it. Honestly all you had to do was ask nicely and maybe-- juuust maybe-- I could have said yes.

But I like the idea of watching Johnny struggle to teach you a lot more.