Some Moron Let Me Make A Blog lmaooo

27 | NB | Bi/pan | insane and rabid socialist, will decomodify your economy | Follow at your own risk

[queer-as-city-folk]

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

[queer-as-city-folk]

Artists sketch

[spacemancharisma]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

[m0thmancore]

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

[m0thmancore]

“oh yeah i mean im not diabetic but i dont really know how insulin works and i think its kinda freaky that you gotta poke your finger all the time so im gonna go ahead and say insulin is illegal”

thats how it sounds.

[fatliberation]

I don’t have time to unpack my full thoughts on the whole argument of ‘you shouldn’t be a burden to the healthcare system’ but I would like to chime in on it:

so, all athletes should immediately stop playing sports. construction workers, anyone with jobs that put them at risk, they need to find different employment. people with uteruses shouldn’t ever get pregnant, either. actually you know what? don’t enter a car or vehicle at all! and don’t even get me started on old people. what age do we think they should just give it up & throw in the towel? 50? 60? after that they become way too burdensome. it’s a problem.

sweet baby eugenicist, your anger is misplaced. they want you to blame yourself instead of their crumbling system. you should be asking, what kind of a fucking healthcare system is it if it can be burdened by the very thing it exists to provide? which is healthcare?!

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[orcboxer]

and the post begins

because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[sandersstudies]

My other new bit has been mentioning really obvious stuff as “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed—“

Like I’ll spill milk all over and say “eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed that there is milk on the floor.”

My husband does NOT like this bit so it’s been traveling with me outside the home.

[sandersstudies]

“Eagle-eyed mutuals may have noticed I’ve reblogged 27 pictures of the blorbo today.”

[sandersstudies]

“Op how does your husband not like this?” Hint: he liked it the first 1000 times he heard it

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[clownboybebop]

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

[four-predatory-lesbians]

ur mom sounds hot is she single

[clownboybebop]

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

[tastylemonbread]

ah hell, why not. a little getting shot i nthe back of the head never hurt anyone

[mrbossguytenbillion]

Tokyo Joe said this. please ask me who Tokyo Joe is.

[tastylemonbread]

Who's Tokyo Joe, Boss?

[mrbossguytenbillion]

Tokyo Joe was Ken Eto, a Japanese American who ran a gambling operation in the Chicago Outfit. the FBI uncovered this operation, and in 1983 Vincent Solano ordered him assassinated, fearing he would talk to the feds. he was shot in the back of the head three times, but he survived. this was because the gunman hand-loaded his ammunition, probably in an attempt to make it less traceable or subsonic. the low powder load saved Eto's life. then he became an informant, entered witness protection, and lived until 2004. thanks for asking. Mr. Boss Guy Ten Billion signing off.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[c3rvida3]

If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

[c3rvida3]

Yaaaaaay everybody frow up and die because you're not me 💚

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[mousegirlheart]

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