spinosauridaee

idk how tumblr works lol she/her | socialist | paleontology, ornithology, jurassic park, wof, & щит и меч enthusiast

[bethany-lancer]

Weisskopf discord slop dump

semi-complete:

doodles:

The girl in sailor dress is Lina Lord. Last one is GirlOskar.

[bethany-lancer]

Variant omega discordslop + Oskar cameo

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bethany-lancer]

reblog if you’re gay

[iantalks]

rumors are spreading about tr*mp forcing people in Northern Vietnam to exhume the bodies of their families so he can build a golf course there. I don't care if it's real- the fact that it's believable is bad enough. As I am a vietnamese-american who literally returned from vietnam days ago, I am furious.

My current problem, the one i'm here to discuss, is this: people in comment sections saying "why is the government allowing this?"

the last time a us president had a problem with vietnam they carpet bombed the country and poisoned its people. agent orange had countless effects on generations of vietnamese people. buildings still carry scars from the bombs. ecosystems were damaged and destroyed. everyone drinks bottled water because there is no safe water and not everyone can afford the pricey purification machines.

regardless of the diplomacy and money aspect, which others have mentioned in those comment sections, vietnam still hasn't fully recovered from the effects of the french, chinese, and US wars fought on its soil. don't blame vietnam for trying to maintain peace with a president who has PROVEN he cares nothing for the lives of those in countries who have what he wants and the US soldiers who will die for it. blame the president of the US for leveraging his position for his own gain.

yes, the vietnamese government will carry blame for it. but the truth is, the Vietnamese people want to be left in peace and there is no way I can, in good conscience, blame them when we have watched tr*mp fund isr*el's genocide in palestine, start ANOTHER war in West Asia/North Africa, and send the national guard to attack the citizens on US soil. And that's not mentioning ICE.

it's sickening the way people treat countries like vietnam as though they carry nearly as much culpability in these situations.

[desertedwars]

It's real. I'm viet too, I'm about to lose my shit

Sources for the $1.5b golf course news:

RECENT:

The Financial Times: Vietnam moves its dead for Trump golf course

The Independent: Vietnam moves its dead to make way for Trump golf course

OLDER NEWS (9 months to a year old):

The Guardian: Farmers displaced by $1.5bn Trump golf course reportedly being offered rice and cash

NBC News: Trump Organization breaks ground on $1.5 billion golf club in Vietnam

[pixiecaps]

aromanticism

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[vio-lenceee]

– Sailing at night, in a storm, I don't approve. What if, God forbid... – My bad.

[desertedwars]

Someone put him out of his misery

[krasnoarmeyets]

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you counterrevolutionary kulak? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NKVD, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on enemies of the people, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Soviet armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will put you against the wall with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, bourgeois reactionary swine. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chekists across the USSR and your address is being traced so you better prepare for the storm, wrecker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, imperialist agent. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can expropriate your property and liberate the people in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Nagant M1895. Not only am I extensively trained in dialectical materialism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soviet Strategic Rocket Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the proletarian state, you class traitor. If only you could have known what righteous revolutionary retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, wrecker.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

I will never again achieve the level of Raw Power I had as a 10 year old child trying to convince an Actual Palaeontologist that a fake dinosaur I made up was actually real and he’d “just never heard of it”

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

For reference, the dinosaur in question was called “Jarabosaurus” and was a giant 25 metre long relative of Spinosaurus. In my head it looked like this Todd Marshall drawing:

I also made a powerpoint presentation about it that I showed to my parents.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

THIS IS A PRIORITY ONE ALERT, I HAVE FOUND THE POWERPOINT

So I dug the old family laptop out of our garage and guess what was inside???

A masterpiece

Also Author’s note, take literally everything in here with so many grains of salt, way more stuff than I realised is completely fake

This at least is mostly factually correct, though I’m not sure I’d describe WW2 as “lately”

Hey remember when I said I made stuff up?? This slide is COMPLETELY FAKE and I have no idea why!

Formatting is my passion

There he is!!!!!! The man, the myth, the completely made up legend, it’s JARABOSAURUS ADORANUS. I,,, still don’t know why I invented a totally fake giant spinosaurid?? As far as I can remember I didn’t make any decision like “hehehe I’m going to make up a dinosaur and fool everyone!!!”, I just kinda,,, added it to the presentation with no further thought?

So what I’m saying is Jarabosaurus sprang totally unbidden to my mind, and it possibly a vision from an alternate universe

(A) Wow, I was on top of the Baryonyx/Suchomimus debate at age ten, that’s pretty impressive! (B) Did I just think every North African dinosaur was destroyed in World War 2??? Suchomimus was discovered in 1998

And finally, ending on what is possibly the most factually accurate slide of the lot?? Like this was an actual thing, Siamosaurus was at one point hypothesised to have actually been a fish

Thank you so much for coming on this journey with me! I am glad we could delve into the wilderness that was my 10 year old child mind.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

@un-dead-alchemy​ He looked very confused and said “I’ll uh,,, have to look it up later?”

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

once again compelled to inform everyone about my spinosaur lies because I remembered that this was a thing that I did. also because I wanted to share the other beautiful fake dinosaurs that I found in the notes:

@thehardboiledham @doodlepede @heroicspiritcollins our beautiful fake dinosaurs are frolicking together in imaginary dinosaur world

[dimetrodone]

Lizard Warrior cats

[bethany-lancer]

“During his study in military school, he was affected with the depraved vices of ancient patrician, and was loved by a fencing teacher.”

I could be a good mother… The lamb is a metaphor for himself…

[vio-lenceee]

i rewatched ep1 today. they kept glancing back at each other

[spinosauridaee]

can they get a room

^ it feels like this all the time. "omg that one scene where sasha stands awkwardly??🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍!!!<3 i love him soo much"

[upthelinetodeath]

Going through my saved photos and making a note of communists with animals

[angrytranspossum]

Adding this one:

[rosaeins]

He’s my white feather hawk tailed dear hunter