Everytime I listen to the Migos, I instantly start planning my trap "career." I'd of course have to live the safety of my northern city, due to the lack of a solid hard white client base, and the complete logistical nightmare I would be welcoming. I assume getting a plug in any major metropolis, should be fairly easy. I expect that they deliver, nearly pure product, preferably "rocked" up, (since I'm not good at whipping, anything). And since, I'll have to move my home base in search of consumers, and will incur those costs as well as startup costs, advertising, and packaging, and distribution, I feel like my connect will have to give me the yayo, at about 8% over cost. If course this will be subject to change if I buy in quantity. Like for every 2 grams I purchase, a .05% discount should be applied to the cost of the white, stopping at 4%, above cost, so my dealer can also make money. The. I have to get some chickenheads, and fiends to help push that shit on the streets. I may have to get tough in order to keep my turf, so I'll hire Steven Segal, and Jean Claude Van Damme as security. To be honest, Chuck Norris, would be the ideal solution, but I have to be realistic, I can't afford him in my first couple years. Once I take over an apartment building, things will be easier. Until then, Will make do, with your run of the mill, standard, no frills trap house. Meanwhile, since I've grown accustomed to a certain type of living, I'll be in one of the ritzier neighborhoods, well away from all the messier details of the plan, this protecting me from possible criminal indictments. And this plan, although completely feasible, hits a snag right about here. I kind of hate people, so living in a huge city, even in the suburbs, seems like a terrible, terrible plan. I'm also, not very used to the heat, or the overall "hustle and bustle" it comes along with living in a metro area. Plus, it turns out, I'm fucking lazy, and packing my shit, to start a new life of entrepreneurial adventure, seems bring a trap star be hard.
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