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[slapstermasterr]

[blindalleycomic]

Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 19: Harper Brown

[onlymagpie]

Franziska 2-4

[onlymagpie]

Pearl centric post

[mads-schubert]

"I met the war..."

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

[duskittycat]

edgeworth, losing a trial for the first time:

[herachimera]

[sandboxer]

edgeworth being a shit boss is so important to me. he’s absolutely unreachable and when anyone under him asks for assistance he experiences every stage of grief before telling them to “just do it” (like nike). he denies 50% of all PTO requests that end up on his desk. there are 0 unread emails in his inbox but he only replies to 1 in every 10. the most important part of his secretary’s job is making sure any prosecutor who loses a trial gets a children’s phonics workbook the next day. he only knows the names of prosecutors he’s worked with for 3+ years and calls everyone else You. he does not want to be in charge but he needs to be in charge because simply no one else could do it right (he is not doing it right).

[sandboxer]

thinking about this some more and honestly I think that “he doesn’t want to be in charge but he needs to be in charge because no one else would do it right (and then he proceeds to also not do it right)” is literally edgeworth’s core trait in all areas

sure he’s softened toward others by the time he becomes chief prosecutor, but I don’t think he necessarily enjoys overseeing other people all that much. he doesn’t particularly get along with others well and patience is not his strong suit. but the only thing he hates more than being in charge is not being in charge. he refuses to leave things up to the whims of others, but he lacks so many of the traits that make a good leader. the greatest thing he has going for him is his undoubtable competence… and that combined with his lack of trust in others is how he finds himself in one of the only positions in his field he is poorly suited to. I am so obsessed with him.

[figtreegif]

Turnabout Gold Medal (2019) // Kato Sho as Phoenix Wright and Nakamura Reno as Maya Fey

[kosmogrl]

[nightpool]

glad we've gotten that taken care of and checked off. hope we don't have to deal with that anymore.

[spiralstain]

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[bllmak]

day 7: anniversary

[yingui]

maya! 🌟💫

[valtsv]

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

[wrightfamily]

i really like this i like when character designers and artists really want to emphasize this kinda thing

[w1ldspace]

lost sister, who was it that you mourned?

[boydykedevo]

it's so funny how whenever phoenix says something that doesn't make sense and the prosecution says hey that doesn't make sense he goes MEAN TO MEEEEE 🥺🥺😖😖😫

[devilofdots]

couldn’t resist adding some of my own

also, bonus edgeworth: