trying my best

vulcan (29|they/them) 💀DON'T REPOST MY ART💀 👌 kofi: vulcanmoon 🦋 bsky: vulcanmoon

[vulcan-moon]

hey, been a while. anyway, here's garfield and hatsune miku being besties (:

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[redstonedust]

everyone knows about the filing the serial numbers off that comes with turning a fanfiction character into an original character but theres a lesser known and equally funny "putting an original character created for a preexisting fandom setting into my own world" . like yeah this was always my own oc. i made this guy. however i need to shave off their homestuck horns. dont worry about it. its fine.

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[thewrldlooksred]

got inspired by a #pedestrian post + have been stressed at crosswalks and the like lately sooo.

✨️ PEDESTRIAN AFFIRMATIONS ✨️

drivers are so mindful and love me for existing on the road ❤️❤️

[thewrldlooksred]

courtesy of the tags, unlocked memory, and some friend suggestions: heres a few more!

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[vulcan-moon]

go my purus

[peekychu]

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

[peekychu]

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[willgrahamscock]

let's stay out of the fandom tags with papa

[willgrahamscock]

let's learn to block people with mama

[despazito]

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[yamada-ryo]

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

[casiodyke]

what the fuck