trying my best

vulcan (29|they/them) 💀DON'T REPOST MY ART💀 👌 kofi: vulcanmoon 🦋 bsky: vulcanmoon

[vulcan-moon]

hey, been a while. anyway, here's garfield and hatsune miku being besties (:

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[yay-bunnies-zone]

bwaaaa

[bwaah]

:)

[stupidusernamepolicy]

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[khorrorshow]

Overexposed.

[mumintroll]

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[donteventry-itdude]

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ot3]

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[spirit-whump]

I really like simple but heartbreaking lines. "I'm tired." "I want to go home." "I'm just... sad."

[questionablyfictional]

"I want my mom." (bonus points if character doesn't have parents or a good relationship with their mum)

[spirit-whump]

"I want my mom" GUARANTEED to destroy me.

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[redstonedust]

everyone knows about the filing the serial numbers off that comes with turning a fanfiction character into an original character but theres a lesser known and equally funny "putting an original character created for a preexisting fandom setting into my own world" . like yeah this was always my own oc. i made this guy. however i need to shave off their homestuck horns. dont worry about it. its fine.

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[thewrldlooksred]

got inspired by a #pedestrian post + have been stressed at crosswalks and the like lately sooo.

✨️ PEDESTRIAN AFFIRMATIONS ✨️

drivers are so mindful and love me for existing on the road ❤️❤️

[thewrldlooksred]

courtesy of the tags, unlocked memory, and some friend suggestions: heres a few more!

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[vulcan-moon]

go my purus