20% cooler.

clap your hands if you believe? kiss my rosy pink arse if you believe, more like.

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meredith's like three months old and he gets laid every night amazing

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+5

Yes, he's naked, and yes, anybody could walk by or look out their window and catch sight of him, but water, man. He's using the hose in someone's backyard to -- hydrate himself. His body, anyhow.

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       ”————" He just squawked in horror.

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       "It's true..."

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      ”I do not want to get nakey with someone I don’t know! That’s embarrassing!” He pouted. “I don’t even know what sex is. Why do you need to be nakey anyway?”

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      "But I think you'd look lovely while nude."

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     ”I don’t think I want to do sex now. I don’t want to be nakey with you.. You’re a stranger.”

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     "That matters...?" His confusion was almost palpable. "But why not?"

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+5

    Trekking into human cities was exhausting work, really. So it's almost understandable that Avis has broken into someone's home and was sitting in their filled bathtub, letting everything out -- tail, wings, the whole nine yards.

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       ”What?! Why would we get nakey?!!”

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       "You have to be nude to have sex, dear."

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do you ever stare at how cute my icon is because i do

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get on skype u lil nugget

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       ”You could? That’d be wonderful! What do we do?”

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       "Remove your clothing, please."

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?????? i want to???????

delete this blog and start over?????????????

i just made it yESTERDAY

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       ”Sex? What is that? How does one do sex?”

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       "I could show you!" No, don't do that.

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