wield your dick and be rewarded

hey, name's sans, and i'm just kind of hanging out here on the undernet. i should probably be doing some other things, but eh, we've got time, right? [undertale species-swap au sans rp blog, where the humans have been forced underground. direct alt of sans-nyan.]

[realfootage]

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

(x)

[insomniac-arrest]

Behold

[h1--h-n--s1---e--p-y]

[glitchbean]

me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel

[spiritphcne]

th...there’s so much happening in these fucking headlines and i haven’t even started reading these articles yet. what the fuck

[maeborowski]

its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

[sharkle]

which post?

[maeborowski]

[20legsand4tails]

He uses that innocent face to cover up the fact that hes a cold-hearted criminal

[the-innocent-papyrus]

@serafxn @spiritphcne

[nightlifemingus]

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities

[alphacrone]

why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees

[spiritphcne]

one of these days i’m really gonna fuckin lose my shit and then y’all’ll be real sorry

[spiritphcne]

adn like i’d SHUT UP ABOUT IT if OTHER PEOPLE I KNEW STOPPED AGREEING WITH IT LOL?

[spiritphcne]

just god lol i’m going to fucking kill someone if i hear or see that shit one more fucking time and everyone like genuinely agrees with it

[spiritphcne]

cause of death: discourse-induced rabies, but i take everyone else who shits on the a team with me by biting their faces off

[ithelpstodream]

kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl?

mom: go ahead and ask

kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl?

me: no

kid:

[voltagecheese]

Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are NOT LGBT for being ‘‘nonbinary’‘, call yourself any shit, but you are not LGBT and don’t tell lies.

[ithelpstodream]

do you see that T in LGBT?

stop excluding agender and non-binary folk. cis people do a good enough of a job at that already.

[spiritphcne]

@ my mutuals: cocka-doodle-doo! me love u!

[merrillresigned-deactivated2018]