The epic failure that is me

I see you've found my blog, I'm sorry in advance.

[michaun]

Stranger Things + Brief Character Summeries

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

It’s really quite urgent

[cladelle]

WIP of Hermione Granger

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[spork]

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how

[excuse-me-while-i-disappear]

[salsakhaleesi]

Orange is the New Black: Childhood Edition

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who will make you a Build-A-Bear.

[end0skeletal]

[edwad]

anyway here’s your reminder to give a shit about the southern united states because while you’re making fun of those Backward Republicans you’re also conveniently ignoring the people that have to live in those conditions and are affected by those attitudes/policies the most

[welcometonightblogging]

Hypothesis: Carlos is small

Evidence for small Carlos:

a couple of people have picked him up without much apparent trouble

Conclusion: protect the small science man

[spirituallykuzco]

FAQ

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

[slimetony]

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

[symbolforbismuth]

I👏 bought 👏him 👏 some 👏glue 👏and 👏 he 👏 glued 👏 his 👏 hands 👏 together 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[slimetony]

👏 thats 👏 why 👏 I 👏 chose 👏 this 👏 emoji 👏

[ulysaturn]

dragon age go

walk around and make bad decisions

[pyrrhiccomedy]

wow turns out I’ve been playing that for years

[sakura--prince]

Let me throw an idea to you. Welcome to Night Vale: The Musical.

Carlos and Cecil singing sappy love songs.

Steve Carlsberg has a random “I’m just trying my hardest” number.

Kevin and Cecil furiously having a tap dance competition.

DESERT BLUFFS AND NIGHT VALE COMPETING KICK LINES

[retrogamingblog]

When you run out of Pokeballs

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[spawkward]

my mom used to work at a hospital typing birth certificates and she told me one couple named their daughter “female” but pronounced like “fuh-molly” so it rhymes with tamale

[gokuma]

I’m kinda proud of Christopher’s parents