Spirit XIII

Name: Calvin, Gender: Male, Age: 26, Status: Single, Education: College Double Grad, Sexuality: Demi-Bi. Geek for all things cute/ anime/video games/paranormal/ mythological.

[spiritxiii]

Guess we’re all migrating back here then? Been a few… years. Let’s see how this goes.

[thotsimulator]

[deathgripspussy]

imagine watching a movie like infinity war but you haven’t watched any of the other marvel movies and because of that you don’t understand what’s happening at all and get upset about it. that’s what ppl who complain about kh3 despite it being their first kh game sound like.

[deathgripspussy]

FFFFFFSGSGSGSGJAHSH

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[hodlmyvodka]

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

[sexhaver]

i aspire to be this petty someday

[fennecfucks]

“you got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.”

[catherynbrained]

I was just talking about this video an hour ago.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

reminds me of this

[shampooligan]

so for the past month or so at gamestop we’ve been getting prank calls from kids asking if we have big chungus. usually i play along and tell them it’s not out yet but you can preorder it for a thousand dollars or whatever because it makes them happy

anyway yesterday i walk into the back room at the beginning of my shift and see an empty game box with the big chungus box art inserted. like straight up just this exact image

except it was for the 360, not the ps4. inside was a copy of kinect adventures which i don’t think gamestop even sells anymore. i thought it was really funny and i asked my boss why he brought it in but he informed me that it had been there when he opened and had no idea where it came from (we still don’t know)

a couple hours later i had two kids come into the store and ask for big chungus in person. this was a first - previously i’d only received big chungus questions over the phone. it was a fucking miracle that this was happening on the same day a copy of big chungus had inexplicably materialized in the store. so i said “yes actually, one second” and stepped into the back, i could hear the kids gasping with disbelief behind me. i brought out big chungus and they absolutely lost their shit. one of them took a snap of it and was like “YO I’M AT GAMESTOP AND THEY ACTUALLY HAVE BIG CHUNGUS” while the other frantically texted all his friends. it was great, best thing that’s happened at work in weeks. moral of the story is if you work at gamestop, print out a big chungus cover and keep it in the back, you may end up making some kid’s day

[everydaylouie]

CARTOONS (a new song + music vid!) (soundcloud)

[problematiq]

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

good morning i just accidentally sent this to my fucking mother

[gravegospel]

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

[gravegospel]

[browniefox]

Anyway magnus exists in otgw

[kieriele]

Merle and Takko are here too!

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[television-for-dinner]

#pics that make you go /megan/ (via sweetbot)

[drawloverlala]

Embarrassing

A dumb little Hollow Knight comic XD… based on something that actually happened to me in this part.. she was there.. and i was admiring Hornet for how cool she is, and i didn’t attack an enemy on time.. i missed to kill it and then i thought..”OMG.. this is so embarrassing! XD she’s standing there looking at me.. … judging…XD hahaha!.. i need a bench”

[frderickchilton-deactivated2014]

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

[frenchtugboat]

ABORT MISSION

[junglejames4322-deactivated2015]

This is fucking scary

[culttquheeen-deactivated2018122]

I dont get it..

[popsicle-prince]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.

The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.

However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.

Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details.

Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY

Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!

This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.

[shutyourmoustache]

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

[crisiskode]

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

[sexycraisinthanos]

Laurel vs yanny

[buuuluska]

He said fucking.

[skiplo-wave]

They finally let him say it

[positronicpussy]

WHAT

[odin-n-out]

[5by5brittana]

💗💜💙