im the trashman

I love dumb jokes and hunky men and video games.

[jumbleytumbles]

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[thebeanestbad]

you’re the only person who’s allowed to reply to this post anymore

[willowcrowned]

the nature of tumblr is that every so often a beloved mutual will reblog a horny picture of a middle aged man and you just have to grin and bear it

[willowcrowned]

“haha that’s never happened to me” I hate to break it to you but if you don’t HAVE a beloved mutual who unwillingly submits you to horny images of middle aged men then you ARE the beloved mutual who unwillingly submits people to horny images of middle aged men

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

[thotsimulator]

[murhuedur]

[thebreadthatcausedlesmis]

This is wrong, the correct answer is the Caryatid

[eltrolodecadadia]

finally a post that makes sense in here

[zvaigzdelasas]

[wrenwilm]

please, this is so fucking funny, you can’t keep that in the tags

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

[hornetstabber]

[puertohurraco]

[electricpurrs]

sleepyposting masterpost

[amygdalae]

dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

[amygdalae]

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[pukeyj]

[antibacterialgeometer]

if this ain’t me

[toxictiktoks]

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[friendly-animals]

[beau-loves-roses-deactivated202]

Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute