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[acheemient]

This is amazing.

[ruinedchildhood]

[chewymorsel]

*starts to rain*

Thank god, I was so tired of that yellow orb making me sweat

[feminismandmedia]

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[uncleromeo]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

[dailytwitterhumor]

[teathattast]

[garbage-empress]

😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳

in the garage 🙈

[catlips001]

My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else I’m grounded

[garbage-empress]

😳😳what if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage 🙈

[catlips001]

*cries while kissing* I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS

[garbage-empress]

😳🙈what if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed ungrounded and everything was fine? 😳

[catlips001]

THEKISSWASN'TREAL

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

[jigglyturk]

need me a freak like this

[suspend]

i think puberty works only for guys 

[stolentweets]

[suspend]

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

[boredpd]

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

[suspend]

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”