lane fostman sfw + nsfw hcs
a/n: some more lane hcs cus i feel like i didn’t add to many silly ones last time <3!
lane fostman who when watching a movie side eyes you whenever a shirtless guy is on the screen.
lane fostman who isn’t the brat tamer he’s the brat being tamed.
lane fostman who’s into you stepping on his crotch whenever he misbehaves
lane fostman who gets all the drama from his gossiping older female neighbors.
lane fostman who makes you sit on his lap before his game starts since you’re his “lucky charm”.
lane fostman who puts you as playstation 3 home screen after you guys make it official.
lane fostman who has dirty dreams about you and then proceeds to tell you about them in detail.
lane fostman who gets smacked by you and proceeds to look at you while smirking waiting for more.
lane fostman who puts a finger over your mouth while you’re yelling at him to shush you which only pisses you off even more.
lane fostman who hates twilight and who is forced to go watch new moon with you and amelia. (he’s team jacob)
lane fostman who isn’t the most hygienic guy around but def has a strict routine for cleaning his piercings. (he’ll ask you to help clean his dick piercing)
lane fostman who complains about having to hold your purse in public but still holds it anyway.
lane fostman who’s super updated on everything pop culture and found kanye interrupting taylor hilarious.
lane fostman who’s disgusting enough to definitely put you in a dutch oven.
a/n : is it crazy to say i feel like BB would be team jacob 2 😭😭??! also for anyone who doesn’t know what a dutch oven is it’s basically where you trap someone under a blanket then fart inside xD!
how do we feel about lane as our divorced baby daddy 👀…
+++ bonus lane coded pics
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