Spiteful Major

"Sup? I'm Margot, or Margie for short, Major in the Pig Mask army. You got something for me, feel free to stay, otherwise screw off. I'm not here to make friends." (Roleplay/Ask blog for my Pig Mask oc.)

[fillingboxes]

Send me a ☡ for my muse's reaction to walking in on yours undressing.

[spitefulpigmask]

Y-you're alway's angry too?! W̪̜̻̲͖E̠̱͘ ͟H̢̗̩͈͓A̖V̶̙̹E̪̭̱̠̥̩ͅ ̺̲͓̱̲̟S͍O̝͍̝̜̕ ͔̲̙̰͓M̝̦̥̻U͉̥̟̜̭̦̕C̵H̟̟̭͇̀ ̨I̶̫̮̥͔͎͈̪N͏ ͏̥̥CO͇̹͓̮͞M̯͔̟M̦͇̯̯̝O̝̜͚N̘̰̩̱̫̼͘!̡̬̭̼̳̪̥̖ E̷̳͈̞͈̪̹͈͇̣̠̗̮͈̞̩̺͙̅̉̾̏̾ͫ̆̆͑̚H̴̿ͫ͒ͫ̂͗҉̧̳͈̦͕̪͈̜͎͖͕̥̺̪͕͍E̵̢͍̟̺̠̪̱͕̠̘̱̦̥͇ͤͪͮͣͪͣͤ̀ͫͅḢ̤͔͉͙̻͖̺͙̈́ͪͪ͑̾͆ͤͪ͒ͤͧ̋͌͂ͦ̈́̓̆́E̸̶̻͍̼̘̗̞̹̠͇̊̋̂ͧ̈ͮ̓̎̐̀͑́̎̕͝͠H̨̧̜͈͇̝͓̖̙̣͖̮̦͎͍͇̯̻ͥͣ̏̂̏̋̊̋̿ͦ̉̍͋̕E͆̓̅̓͏̴̗͈͍͈͚͈̦̣̠̹̞̳H͖͓̣̱̤͉̒̅̋̿̋̑ͨ̀̕E̸̛̯̲̰̗̼̻̱͈̓̈̆̈̅̀̐͟H̴͎̖͓͕̖̘̖̩̦̱ͫ͛̐̊ͭ͋ͧͩ̎͜ͅĘ̷̘͕͔̣̥̥̟͔̫̹͔̫̗͋̈͌͐̈̍̀ͅḤ̵̸̭̹̰̩̿̂̈́͂͝E̜͓͔̩̓͒̍ͩͩ̄̍̈́ͣ͆̈̽̓͂́ͩͤ̕͞H̢̧̧̼̺̩͙͈̤̭̩͕̪̩̙͍̐̅ͦ̋̀ͩ̑͆̃͆͑́̚Ë́

"S-sir? Calm down please!" Of great, he was being scary again. Margot backed up a little bit.

[pigmask-major-jenn]

"Hey, fellow major, I got a favor to ask you. Can you distract the vending machine guy with your stunningly good looks while I steal the new shipment of Pork Chips? I'll split them with you."

"YOU BET I WILL, MAN…." Jenn agreed happily. "When does this loser come in???"Stunning good looks wow <33

[spitefulpigmask]

"Should be in any minute. Good luck, girl." Margot gave the other girl a thumbs up before going to hide behind a corner.

[spitefulpigmask]

"I was practicin' bakin', 'nd I made a couple chocolate cherry cakes! I thought ya might want one!"

"Oh, yes, I will take one." Margot gave him a smile. She might think he was a freak, but she will pretend not to for some food.

[fuckyeahporkyminch]

✎

THERE! That’s a much better occupation for a chick like yourself. I bet you’d love being one of my fangirls!

[spitefulpigmask]

✿ ✖ ⊕

✿ : happiness headcanon

Margot is big on friendly punches and hugs when she is happy, but it doesn't happen often.

✖ : anger headcanon

She is mostly angry. Anger seeps from every part of her.

⊕ : Talents/hobbies headcanon

Margot loves to run. When she runs, she feels like her problems can never catch her.

[exblackwatchagent-deactivated20]

☾ : Sleep headcanon ☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon ☼ : Childhood headcanon ☯ : Genderbent headcanon ⋆ : Sex headcanon ☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon ☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on) ♤ : Cooking headcanon ⊕ : Talents/hobbies headcanon ☻ : Mood headcanon ✚ : health headcanon ✿ : happiness headcanon ✖ : anger headcanon ♆ : body headcanon ϡ : mental state headcanon ღ : love or sexuality headcanon ♡ : relationship with (give name or url) † : religion headcanon ✄ : pet peeve headcanon ☂ : food headcanon ♒ : Any other question of your choosing

(via hannibalsnecropoleis)

[spitefulpigmask]

SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

[therealpokeyminch-deactivated20]

Report In!

 Alright, everybody, how’s your assignment going?

[spitefulpigmask]

"Letter delivered, sir!"

[spitefulpigmask]

Why are you still WEARING that? You really don't need to, I had to eighty-six the dress-code when I hired those ex-Sharks.

"A-ah, sir, well, I gained a bit of weigh since I joined the army, so the only things that still fit me are my uniforms."

[askthechillpigmask-blog]

"Damn, you're a tall one, aren't you? Did they have to custom make that uniform for you? I didn't think they came in that size."

He gives a snort or two with a growing grin. “Well, now, I’d say so. Not that I could say otherwise.” He shifts his weight with a laugh. "But.. Actually, I have had this tailored.. An extra 25 DP out of pocket per-uniform, can you believe that. Just to graft on some extra fabric. Ah, well.” He shrugs. “Can’t much complain in the end, can you.”… For conversation’s sake, he sneers. “You had those hemmed? No harm in it, but I’d say you’re right small. Or maybe that’s just me.”

[spitefulpigmask]

Dumb tall guys, always looking down at her. This one was actually looking down at her in the literal sense, though. The major’s frown could only grow as he did this. She was always annoyed by those that didn’t respect rank. Captains show learn to respect majors.

“There’s a difference, you just wouldn’t notice if you’ve never worn the girl’s uni. Which you probably wouldn’t. The male uniform was designed at the default, so the female ones are just alternations on it. It would look the same on a soldier though. It’s all about getting things to lay in the right places.” Margot gestured to the chest and waist area.

“First off, the shoulders are narrower for girls, cause that’s just part of our build. The hips are wider too. And then, they got add a little extra material in the front to cover the lady’s bust. But I have big shoulders and narrow hips, so the guy’s uniform fits me just fine.”

She gave a huff. “They also get away with charging us extra for the uniform. All women’s clothing is more expensive then men’s. Lame.”

[roastedhog-blog]

He snorts a grin. “Fair point there.” He listens intently, genuinely curious. He wouldn’t mind something to fill his empty head. But as she goes on, it starts to make sense. “Oh yeah??” Another snort. “I catch you, I catch you..” He nods twice. ”..Ain’t that somethin’.” He scratches his head. “Right on.” He’s suddenly perplexed. “More expensive than..? What sense does that make..?” He touches his chin, swaying a bit. “..Is it because it’s new..? The, design, s’that it.. Well, it’s all going to the army, ain’t it?” He huffs a breath. Not like it’s his burden, but he figures the army a damn good investment. “Aw, well.” 

[spitefulpigmask]

“Oi, Big Boy, I never said that it had to make sense. That’s just how life is. Most things don’t make any sense.” The brown haired girl gave a little chuckle. She’d grown up with a reality of her clothes costing twice that of the boy’s in her class. It wasn’t that her family couldn’t afford it, they could, but it annoyed her. She realized from a young age that she could fit just as well in boy’s clothes and girl’s.

“I guess you’re right, though. The army deserves all the funding that it can get. Not that we aren’t already awesome, but the army can always get even more awesome.” Margot gave a little laugh. “But, anyway, Big Boy, I guess I get a little bitter over losing some of my money, but I see your point. Guess I won’t complain as much next time. But I gotta complain a little, cause I’m a bitch and that’s what we do.”

[aravis-tarkheena-archive]

Character Stats Framework

[spitefulpigmask]

full name: Margot Hamel

nickname(s): Margie, Maggot

age: 29

birth date: March 30th, 1978

ethnicity: Half-Caucasian, half-Hispanic

gender: Female

sexual orientation: Bisexual, but favours women.

religion: Like many New Porkers, she pretty much worships Porky.

occupation: Major in the Pigmask army

status: Overweight, but still rather healthy

fandom: Mother, but specific to Mother 3

face claim: None

relationships

parents: Lydia and Carter Hamel

siblings: Five older sisters

significant other: None

children: None

physical traits

eye colour: Green

hair colour: Brown

height: 5'11"

body build: Tall and muscular, but she's put on a bit of weight lately

notable physical traits: Her well toned legs.

phobias and diseases

phobias:  Severe fear of chimera, fear of abandonment, and a fear of being forgotten.

mental disorders: None

when was this diagnosed?: She's never gone toa  doctor for any mental concerns.

usual expression/mood

[pigmask-major-jenn]

OH SIR, YOU’RE SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[spitefulpigmask]

Jenn girl, I don’t think you should try to converse the king about anything sexual. He’ll try to get you into the Fan Room.

[pigmask-major-jenn]

Jenn put her hand on her hips and shrugged. “Yeah right, the day I go to the fan room is the day I stop eating bacon.”

[fuckyeahporkyminch]

Ladies, please. If you must fight, take off your clothes first. And don’t worry - there’s plenty of room for both your fine asses in my Fan Room! SPANKETY SPANKETY!

Now get the hell out of them uniforms! Women aren’t made for military attire. How many damn times do I have to say it?!

[spitefulpigmask]

Shit, he found them...

"A-ah! Your majesty! I-I am just finishing up the last of my paper work. You know women soldiers do so much paper work. It's much better than dealing with all the chimera."

Actually, she hated the paper work, but she hoped that was a job the king would accept that excuse.

"A-anyway, this isn't really a fight. J-just a conversation..."

[fuckyeahporkyminch]

Ummm....Favourite sex posistion?

PIGGY STYLE!!!!

[pigmask-major-jenn]

OH SIR, YOU’RE SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[spitefulpigmask]

Jenn girl, I don't think you should try to converse the king about anything sexual. He'll try to get you into the Fan Room.

[spitefulpigmask]

"Hey piggy piggy! Over here~! "

Margot narrowed her eyes under her mask. Her hand went to the gun on her waist.

"Taunting a soldier? You got a death wish, kid?"

[fuckyeahporkyminch]

[spitefulpigmask]

Actually, that Colonel isn't wrong, you ain't that bad looking...

"You're wrong. I'm an ugly, awkward shaped bitch,  but I'm not ashamed of that. It's who I am."