Don't touch me

"Once upon a time there was a gloriously brave soldier. He wasn't the most handsome or the smartest of them all, but he could kick some major ass, an-and that's all that matters anymore I think." ((rp blog is aggressiveporkbun, go there for rp action go go)) (Precious pixeling by angelstar7)

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OKAY LOGGIN OUTTIE BYE

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Hey there! I’m opening up my commissions again! :O Updated prices! And art! There’s GOOD art on this one! If you’re confused about something or… you’re interested, then hit me up at [email protected]! I’m always willing to discuss it. Also check out my deviantArt | OC blog | Art tag for more examples! BIGGER examples. If you see something there in a particular style that you like that you want me to shoot for, that I didn’t put here, just tell me! I’d like you to be pleased with your commission, so I’ll let you know what poses/subjects are within my comfort/experience zone. SO HEY.

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here have beignets i don’t think i can pick this blog up after all this time but I miss you guys a lot!!

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...POSES AWKWARDLY HEY BROS

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||also have this adorably messy Beignet sketch I made out of boredom ((OH MY GOD HE’S ADORABLE. LOGGING BACK IN WAS WORTH IT THANK YOU... he’s really really cute I love it!! ;v; I love his face a lot oh m y gosh <33)

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it’s an in character board game online if?? you wanna join

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I offer you this paper hat i made it with my tears and sweat

I see neither sweat… nor tears.

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For the color of my uniform, I like the color white. It is a good color. Pink would look good on you.

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What if we compromised. Okay, I mean, I TRIED to compromise already, but. But not a GOOD compromise. To you, at least. YOU clean up the mess hall. I get legs. THAT IS A GOOD COMPROMISE THAT YOU AGREED TO.

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I offer you this paper hat i made it with my tears and sweat

I see neither sweat… nor tears.

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For the color of my uniform, I like the color white. It is a good color. Pink would look good on you.

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What would saral do in this situation?

He would make him a paper hat and demand legs

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(Also included, a special bonus)

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you get them by resisting the temptations of having fun with your friends, and by never forgetting about poor little juanito.

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win him over with the presentation of small shoes first. then ask for legs so you can join him in the ranks of those wearing diminutive clogs

WHERE DO I GET THESE “TINY SHOES”

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So ya still don't have legs, huh? What a shame...

...Well I’m GOING to get legs. When I CONVINCE A CERTAIN PERSON.

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You know what you must do. Fold that hat.

-MANIACAL LAUGHTER-

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What would saral do in this situation?

He would make him a paper hat and demand legs

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Keep asking him, dough, he'll give in eventually!

NO ONE CAN RESIST MY CHARM

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(-leaves obligatory beignet here im so gomen-)

01. Full name: Beignet Crowe/Beignet Andonuts (both self proclaimed!)

02. Best friend: Cappy, Muschel, a great deal of people he’s forced into being his friends/Luke, Marie, David, Frank, Saral, psikid Lucas, Duster, A LOT OF FRIENDS TBH.

03. Sexuality: He is asexual panromantic! He is a robot so pfft.

04. Favorite color: Pink or green.

05. Relationship status: Taaaaaken.

06. Ideal mate: People who deserve LOVE he will LOVE THEM. 

07. Turn-ons: He is a robot.

08. Favorite food: Pizza! Even though it’s greasy. Blogverse it’s to fit in with other pigmasks. He thinks it’s a fun food either way though!

09. Crushes: Blogverse, he used to have a tendency to fall for numerous people. People who would take advantage and use it to keep him working in the army. That was before blond nerd yes. 

10. Favorite music: Metal.

11. Biggest fear: HE’S GOT A LOT OF FEARS. One of them is running out of energy in isolation.

12. Biggest fantasy: Being Abeo’s right hand man!/Getting to be commander!

13. Bad habits: Losing his temper to things he doesn’t want to understand.

14. Biggest regret: Talking to Cos/Leaving his brother

15. Best kept secrets: WHHOOOOOOA Even Beignet knows secrets are supposed to STAY secrets! <3

16. Last thought: Doing the rashest thing he possibly can manage in desperate confusion.

17. Worst romantic experience: Neither universe has he had more than one romantic encounter. Blogverse soldiers he crushed on would manipulate him but yes. 

18. Biggest insecurity: His body.

19. Weapon of choice: GUNS./LASER GUNS AND BOMBS.

20. Role Model: Abeo! A lot of people!/David! A lot of people!BEIGNET FOR YOU. <33 Main universe/Blogverse yes

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welp