﹫. ⸝⸝ 𝐀gent𝐒trahm 。[ 📼 ]

46 . FBI AGENT . Don’t speak to me if you’re a senseless person .

[splagentpeterstrahm]

[ INTRO . ]

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FBI . Special Agent Peter Strahm [ Agent Strahm to you if you’re not close ] 〢 46 years old . 〢 He ノ Him

◡◡ ﹒ Jigsaw Survivor 𖧧 Still on the case . ◡◡

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I will not be changing my tone for anyone, I really hope that’s obvious . And if you have any questions, there’s a ask button isn’t there?

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[ OOC . ]

Hello! This is kinda set in between saw iv and v from after his trap, so he won’t know of any events past that 😸👍 he is still a hardass i’m sorry

Nsfw is oky!

I do NOT know how tumblr works atm 😞

Creator of this blog is a minor, He prefers any pronouns [ no she ] thats all!

open for any interactions! canon characters stuff and etc!

Rules are just don’t be generally rude ooc! I don’t mind getting dms for any character interactions or relationships!

[splagentpeterstrahm]

I like pathetic old men. Blonde men, blue eyes. That shit.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Quite a description. Did you think I wouldn’t see this?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

???? I wasn’t talking about you.

[drfootloosebitchass]

How old are you, not that i care. Just wanna know.

well.. 50. I don’t see why you’re interested.

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Just wanted to know, no reason.

[splagentpeterstrahm]

I like pathetic old men. Blonde men, blue eyes. That shit.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m not a sugar daddy or a dilf. Stop asking me

[splagentpeterstrahm]

??????? Who the fuck even asked you.

[drfootloosebitchass]

You would be surprised..

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, fuck. Now i don’t wanna know.

[drfootloosebitchass]

And why is that? Does it annoy you?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Why do you sound like a know it all???? Yeah. It annoys me.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Does it make you jealous?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Obviously not, why are you asking.

[drfootloosebitchass]

The sudden irritation. Come on, you don’t have to lie to me.

[splagentpeterstrahm]

.. I’m not lying, shut it.

[drfootloosebitchass]

You’re almost as bad a liar as Adam is.

[splagentpeterstrahm]

You’re gonna need to prove that i’m lying.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m not a sugar daddy or a dilf. Stop asking me

[splagentpeterstrahm]

??????? Who the fuck even asked you.

[drfootloosebitchass]

You would be surprised..

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, fuck. Now i don’t wanna know.

[drfootloosebitchass]

And why is that? Does it annoy you?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Why do you sound like a know it all???? Yeah. It annoys me.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Does it make you jealous?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Obviously not, why are you asking.

[drfootloosebitchass]

The sudden irritation. Come on, you don’t have to lie to me.

[splagentpeterstrahm]

.. I’m not lying, shut it.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m not a sugar daddy or a dilf. Stop asking me

[splagentpeterstrahm]

??????? Who the fuck even asked you.

[drfootloosebitchass]

You would be surprised..

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, fuck. Now i don’t wanna know.

[drfootloosebitchass]

And why is that? Does it annoy you?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Why do you sound like a know it all???? Yeah. It annoys me.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Does it make you jealous?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Obviously not, why are you asking.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m not a sugar daddy or a dilf. Stop asking me

[splagentpeterstrahm]

??????? Who the fuck even asked you.

[drfootloosebitchass]

You would be surprised..

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, fuck. Now i don’t wanna know.

[drfootloosebitchass]

And why is that? Does it annoy you?

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Why do you sound like a know it all???? Yeah. It annoys me.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m not a sugar daddy or a dilf. Stop asking me

[splagentpeterstrahm]

??????? Who the fuck even asked you.

[drfootloosebitchass]

You would be surprised..

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, fuck. Now i don’t wanna know.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m not a sugar daddy or a dilf. Stop asking me

[splagentpeterstrahm]

??????? Who the fuck even asked you.

[und3adang3l]

A lizard got inside. I felt bad for the guy since he must’ve been pretty freaked :(

I managed to pick him up and let him back outside. I don’t think I squeezed him too hard or anything, but the little guy was squirming so much I kinda had to a little bit. Hope he’s alright lol

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, Is it dead? I’d assume it is.

[und3adang3l]

No idea tbh. Like I hope not but who knows

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Gosh, poor thing.

[und3adang3l]

Yeah :(

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Not that i’d help, but next time. Tell me if you find any bug, insect. in your place

[und3adang3l]

A lizard got inside. I felt bad for the guy since he must’ve been pretty freaked :(

I managed to pick him up and let him back outside. I don’t think I squeezed him too hard or anything, but the little guy was squirming so much I kinda had to a little bit. Hope he’s alright lol

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, Is it dead? I’d assume it is.

[und3adang3l]

No idea tbh. Like I hope not but who knows

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Gosh, poor thing.

[und3adang3l]

A lizard got inside. I felt bad for the guy since he must’ve been pretty freaked :(

I managed to pick him up and let him back outside. I don’t think I squeezed him too hard or anything, but the little guy was squirming so much I kinda had to a little bit. Hope he’s alright lol

[splagentpeterstrahm]

Jesus, Is it dead? I’d assume it is.

[xxrockthecasbahxx]

I love wearing platform boots even though I’m already tall. Like yes bitch let me be 6’4 I love being the tallest person in the room

[splagentpeterstrahm]

I really don’t think that’s something you should be proud of, Just my thoughts.