I hunt squidbaggers for sport

Formerly known as @newalbacoreloveblog but that url has been stolen by a bot account lol

[splttershotnova]

Hey guys it's me, Agent x3!

Back in the metro I was assigned test subject number 10,003. Cap'n said that was a beakful and that I should get a shorter name. He told me he couldn't call me agent 3 because there's already a 3, so for a while he called me "agent x" as a placeholder. Then somehow it became x3.

When I met agent 3, she told me that it's fitting for me because my face looks like an x3 when I smile, so it stuck! So here I am, agent x3, reporting for duty! Outside of my agent work I'm known as Lumie!

This pic of me was taken at Piranha Pit shortly after I came to the surface! I don't like Piranha Pit. It does not make me x3.

Feel free to ask me anything!

[splatalopods]

You've been visited by the random OC question fairy! :D ~☆

What does happiness mean to your character? (To be content, to have won, to have something to be proud of, etc.?) Why? Does their definition of happiness change with time?

These prompts sound like assignments that my English professor gave last semester also I’m not answering them cause this blog is dead, sorry for the inconvenience

[splatalopods]

You've been visited by the random OC question fairy! :D ~☆

Does your character see themselves as a good person? Is their perception accurate to reality? 

I’m not gonna lie I've only posted on this blog once or twice over the past year and I wasn’t expecting activity lol

[slinkythread]

IF I CAN'T BREATHE

THEN YOU CAN'T SEE

BUT AREN'T YOU EXCITED THAT

I'M GIVING YOU

THE BEST ME

[splatalopods]

Hey @newalbacorehateblog

[splatalopods]

have you ever w

[bigskycastle]

tide goes out 🌊 

(my piece for splashback zine last year i never got around to posting)

[nameless-octoling]

Mainstreet are you washing your hands and s o c i a l d i s t a n c i n g

[”...Do- do people... not wash their hands normally?”

“As for the social distancing? Hard not to- it’s just the two of is and my parents looking after us.”]

“Mimi hasn’t been going to work cause of the incident, and has been keeping her stuff to herself in the locked room. I still go out and all, but I wear a mask and gloves all the time because of my naturally infectious nature.”

“I wouldn’t describe it like that.”

“I touch people and they get poisoned. How is that not naturally infectious.”

[z-grist]

some squid things

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

what the fuck. Splatoon turns 5 this month

[critterpdf]

fresh fish says howdy to all the demo cephalopals! 

[splatoonus]

The Splatoon 2 Special Demo 2020 event is live! Download the demo on Nintendo eShop and jump into Inkopolis Square with your friends until 6:59am PT on 5/6! And if you plan on staying fresh after the demo, any progress you make will transfer over to the full version of the Splatoon 2 game, once purchased! https://bit.ly/35oDPek

[ask-agent8]

Well, a certain someone aka me! Does have the week off, how about we go out on a date? Maybe some turf war as well. I’ve missed you.

10000x YES! Everything.

And I missed you too... we don’t get to hang out that much anymore

[nozzlenoseloveblog]

Uhh

[ikaollie]

when you get a team wipe in clam blitz:

[jenivi]

mayo vs. ketchup rematch!

[critterpdf]

i saw a text post that reminded me of these two and i had to draw it out

[amaranthineanomie]

Isn’t Pearl racist?

[hjazysol]

The hell’d you get that from???

[cesiucanth]

Skater Marie!

Not much else extra stuff to show, but here's what her shirt looks like underneath her jacket, as well a doodle :o)