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@amaranthineanomie
Ya like worm? Check out my wormfic. https://archiveofourown.org/works/64197790/chapters/164752810?view_adult=true
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
With glowing reviews such as:
A fun time for the whole family! (Disclaimer: do not share this with your family)
Fossil records indicate "Americans" have been coming onto people's posts to do this shit since at least the late Devonian period. Despite the evolutionary pressures to the contrary, they have never learned that it's fucking annoying.
The most common types of problems on USS Enterprise-D:
- the romulans
- the borg
- something's wrong with everyone and it's Data's problem
- something's wrong with Data and it's everyone's problem
- someone has a crush on Picard and somehow it's everyone's problem
- someone has a crush
on Picard and somehow it’s
everyone’s problem
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Audio transcription:
"'I need a woman with a wolf cut to beat me to death'- no you don't! You need- healthcare and universal basic income. That's what- Don't get distracted, okay?"
I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
please i've already hurt so much
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.
makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.
Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts
you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e
SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING
Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
as a black gay person real like where y'all be finding this stuff pass the name
for real though, those DO NOT WATCH OR YOU'LL CORRUPT YOUR CHILDREN lists put out by conservative christian family groups is where I find all the stellar tv shows. Like, shit I didn't know half of those existed, thanks for finding them for me, gonna go watch 30 hours of gay tv now!
I think I know how this works.
For personal context, before I went to the '98 Burning Man festival, one of the things I'd read from a couple different journalists was that "everybody" runs around naked. Which, fine by me, I'd already spent a lot of time in clothing-optional spaces, I'm not fanatic about it but it's nice.
So I got there early and set up a public shade structure on one of Black Rock City's main roads and spent most of each afternoon just watching the crowds go by. I don't remember seeing more than one actually naked person the whole week. I think a topless woman passed by my intersection maybe every half an hour, sometimes once an hour. So why in the hell were people, normally pretty smart and observant writers, coming away with the impression that everybody was naked?
Then I remembered an unrelated passage from Joel Garreau's great book about the history of the outer-ring suburbs, Edge City. Mall developers told him flat-out that they tried to keep the crowds in their malls less than 5% black. Not because they themselves were racist, but because they had determined, experimentally, that if more than 5% of the people in the mall are black, the median white shopper will wrongly describe the mall as at least half black, as mostly black. And not a few of them would describe it, at 6% black, as a mall where "only black people go." Why?
Because, emotionally, they were still upset over the last one when the next one came into view.
Same as the journalists describing Black Rock City as all naked. Same as the right-wing religious culture warriors describing television as entirely mixed-race and gender non-conforming. Not because it's even vaguely true, we know that, but because they haven't gotten over their discomfort over the last one by the time the next one comes along. The anger, not the stimulus, is the part that's continuous, so their mind lies to them that it's "all" the thing they can't get over.
Similar effect for the presence/proportion of women in things, by the way: https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/how-17-equals-496-the-amazing-multiplying-women.htm
Because, emotionally, they were still upset over the last one when the next one came into view.
this has rewired some neural pathways for me
sis (gender neutral or something i promise) will literally say "oh i use the shortening of brother as a gender neutral term"/"oh i use the the literal term for the male gender as a gender neutral term"/"oh i use the term which means a basic man gender neutrally"/etc. and then not believe in the patriarchy.
instant death
everytime i remember keir starmer i remember the really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad stock photo he was in that.
yeah.
nothing bad is gonna happen, Sir Kid Starver isnt real
Sir Kid Starver:
The children believe they are safe, unable to see the danger lurking around the corner. The Audience, however, sees the threat, and this is an example of Dramatic Irony. Kier Starmer sees the Audience, and his expression demands we keep quiet, an example of breaking the fourth wall.
It's a little bit funny when I talk about how what passes for autistic advocacy on Tumblr often operates by openly throwing other neurodivergent people under the bus – critically including other autistic people whose communication needs don't conform with a very specific archetype – and folks come at me assuming that I'm some clueless allistic who's being mean to them for no reason, because Does This Look Like A Blog A Neurotypical Person Would Run.
metronome
ITS BECAUSE DAVINCI RESOLVE SUCKS ASS AND TO GET IT ***BARELY*** IN RHYTHM (WHICH IS STILL NOT EVEN FUCKING CORRECT IT SHOULDVE BEEN 4/4) I HAD TO CHANGE THE SPEED OF THE GIF AND THE AUDIO SEPARATELY AND AS YOU CAN HEAR THAT IS NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS
video version
> supposed space for transmascs to come forward and share stories of their abuse, as a parallel to transfem voices project... only allowed if the abuser or offender in the story is tma
> transmascs who come forward with stories of being abused by tmes, by cis men overwhelmingly, have their voices ignored
> op goes on a crazy rant about how the woman behind the transfem voices project (hereby referred to as tvp) isn't respecting pronouns, which op claims are he/she. no misgendering ever occurred, op was only referred to by correct pronouns, she was just mad that there was a "he" bias.
> before and during this entire meltdown, no pronouns are posted in ops bio. it wasn't until hours after the fact that op finally updated his bio to say simply "she/he"
> claims to be nonbinary bigender, doesn't put pronouns in bio day one, waits until after his meltdown over a literal nothingburger
> op turns off anons and submissions. claims hes being sent gore and pictures of dead dogs, something that was famously sent to transfeminists for years by kiwifarmers.
> doesn't know that she can turn off asks with media.
> at this point, no transmascs can submit their voices
> he starts going to reddit, screenshotting posts only where trans women are the villains in stories that range from "i broke up with my trans girlfriend because she wouldn't fuck me, here's every reason why she's actually evil" to "r/asklegal, i had sex with a tranny but then i regretted it because i think its gross. can i murder him (sic) or accuse him of rape?"
> most of the people telling these stories are not transmasc. most are cis. many are trans women. in the case of trans women talking about their abuse from other trans women, they feel conflicted and not comfortable with their experiences being misconstrued into hate against transfems.
> all these reddit stories are posted without the knowledge or consent of anyone who originally posted them
> blog is suspiciously made the exact same day that tvp closes submissions for the creators mental health, something that was known by a kiwifarms thread on her and other transfeminists
> op is no sending asks to himself, congratulating herself while refusing to post anything that could contain so much of a crumb of supposed "transmasc positivity". only non anons are from obvious transmisogynists who celebrate the DARVO behavior on display
> even other transandrobros are sick of her shit
im almost certain that transmascvoicesproject is made by a kiwifarms user, made specifically and solely to demonize trans women and call them rapists so he can incite "trans panic" attacks.
given that the lolcow thread is almost entirely dedicated to this topic, i think we can officially say this is fully confirmed
(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"
(The replies)
"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"
"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."
"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"
"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*
Not even remotely an exaggeration btw
