Splatband Incorrect Quotes

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Taka on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Taka on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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*Ink Theory girls’ reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Aachin: Thanks fam! Mayaya: oh no Kitamura: *cries* I love you too Yoko: Sounds fake but okay Karen: *A flustered mess* Bibi: can I get a refund

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Warabi: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Ikkan: You need to stop.

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Kuze: What time is it? Taka: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out. Taka: *blows saxophone loudly* Nishida: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM?! Taka: It’s 2am.

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Shikaku, setting down a card: Ace of spades Noiji, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Paruko, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Raian, trembling: What are we playing

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Ikkan: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Ichiya: Put spaghetti in it. Ikkan: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Murasaki: Put spaghetti in it. Ikkan: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Namida: Put spaghetti in it. Ikkan: I’m no longer taking suggestions.

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Shikaku: You have to apologize to Raian Paruko: Fine. Paruko: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever.

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Wise words from Paul:

“Look at all those chickens!”

“It’s an avocado! Thanks!”

“I love myself, even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.”

“Oh my god, I love Chipotle! Chipotle is my life!”

“Mmm! Chicken!”

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Karen: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Yoko: Have everyone stand. Mayaya: Bring three more chairs! Bibi: The most important ones can sit down. Kitamura: Kill three.

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Fin: Dammit, Tangle! Tangle: What?! It wasn’t me! Fin: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Paul! Paul: Not me either. Fin: Oh… then who set the house on fire? Taka: *whistles*

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Mizole: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Nishida: What do you think Taka will do for a distraction? Kuze: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Kuze: …or he could do that.

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Tangle: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Raian: *Gently taps table* Noiji: *Taps back* Paruko: What are they doing? Shikaku: Morse code. Raian: *Aggressively taps table* Noiji: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Murasaki: I think Ikkan was right. Ichiya: I’m surprised he hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so.’ Namida: He wouldn’t do that. Ikkan: You’re right, Ichiya. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that. Ikkan: *turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says 'Ikkan Told You So’ on the back*

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Karla: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Paul: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ryu-Chang? Ryu-Chang: Probably “road work ahead”. Taichi: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Yoko: Croissants: dropped Aachin: Road: works ahead Bibi: BBQ sauce: on my titties Kitamura: Shavacado: fre Karen: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Mayaya: Mayaya, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.