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Any voids in the bombosity will be reported and blocked! No questions asked! I want lots of friends to play Splatoon 3 with! My Friend Code is SW-5109-5877-5297

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RULES and REGULATIONS

This post may change without warning. Look out for updates.

For starters,

Do not use this post to start a roleplay! I made it unrebloggable for a reason.

Pronouns; They/Them

I have High Functioning Autism.

I have Depression.

I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

I have Intermittent Explosive Disorder.

I'm an ENFJ. (Extrovert, Intuition, Feeling, Judging). Also know as The Protagonist, The Giver, The Teacher, The Mentor.

I'm an Enneagram Chameleon.

I'm Deredere.

I'm a roleplayer, but please make sure to read this in order to understand the differences in my styles of communicating.

I am slightly Androphobic (Afraid of DUDES! Not Androids!). Be civil, and ask why!

Things I don't support;

Racism.

Sexism.

Pedophilia.

Rape.

Ableism

Anti-endos.

Anti-LGBTs.

Haters against disabilities.

Weight shaming.

Bullies.

Things I can't stand;

Being ignored

Being ghosted

Fake friends

Being called the wrong pronouns

Doing things in vain

Hoity-toity people

Insensitive people

Insincerity

My time being wasted

I don't tolerate any of it, and will report you on the spot if seen.

My PSAs;

Respect boundaries or get out!

Don't kill yourself!

Read these;

My Roleplay Rules!

Roleplay Stipulations;

Open Roleplay;

Anybody can join in (Please. Don't join unannounced.).

Limited-Open;

Open roleplay rules, but followed by a number denoting how many people (Excluding me) are allowed to join.

Example; "Limited-Open 6" means that up to 6 other roleplayers allowed to join.

Limited-Closed;

Multiple roleplayers chosen by me. Only those people are allowed to roleplay in that slot.

Closed;

One-on-one. No ifs ands or buts about it. Please do not interact with closed roleplays.

Great News

I have sideblogs to roleplay with!

Aori/Callie

Hotaru/Marie

Shiver/Fuuka

Frye/Utsuho

Dedf1sh/Ahato

Marina Ida

Pearl Houzoki

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What is less mature?

Somebody using profanity!

People breaking their necks in order to censor profanity!

People calling themselves more polite by using euphemisms!

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

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Whoever stops what they are doing for the sole purpose of telling somebody what they can and cannot say either doesn't have a life themselves or they're just coping by showing their own insecurities. Pathetic.

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Damn!

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What is less mature?

Somebody using profanity!

People breaking their necks in order to censor profanity!

People calling themselves more polite by using euphemisms!

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

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https://youtu.be/nt5QwiyF0ek?si=FYQkHX9i2ISND_cS

Man summed up rasputian perfectly.

Ever heard the song?

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[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

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Woof.

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For Steven Universe fans, who's your favorite?

Pink Diamond!

Blue Diamond!

Yellow Diamond!

White Diamond!

What's a Diamond?

Voting ended on2h

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Choose!

Inklings!

Octolings!

Both!

Voting ended onJun 5

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Where would you rather live?

Lower Heaven!

Upper Hell!

Voting ended onMay 27

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Yo, Karen! What can I do for you?

I like to speak to the manager!

I like to speak to the manager!

I like to speak to the manager!

I like to speak to the manager!

Voting ended onMay 22

You can decide the outcome.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/lJNoUD2_qfI?si=tSsNkUgke1kgMzDa

FUNNY FACT GRANDMA ISNT RELATED TO ANYONE ON THE CREW SHES JUST AN OLD LADY THAT RUNS THE LOCAL CANDY SHOP THEY WENT TO ALL THE TIME AND JUST CALLED HER GRANDMA.

https://youtu.be/jqDGK_UjfFI?si=Ok0rIwQl7stm778a

This one?

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CHOOSE!!!

Femboys

Tomboys

Voting ended onMay 20

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https://youtube.com/shorts/xldyGudOTxs?si=doGQIN-nr_9FfNlk

Basically how the intros would go here.

Shanks/Mai shes just a friendly gal whos enjoying her time in a village but then when someone's in danger shes killing people because 'those weapons arent toys kiddos.'

Sunblood/big mom with zero fucking care in the world they're singing their plans with their allies and their familes difference is Mama is trying to hide what she wants. Sunblood is being honest but his words make it seem like hes being peaceful and its his allies being honset.

Bun/blackbeard theyre in a relatively small town accidentally showing how different but similar they are to the heros and accidentally give an inspirational hero.

Paradox/Kaido the strongest guys in the area are talking about how Noone can get where they are but a half asleep Paradox climbs the fucking mountain sneezes falls from the fucking sky crashes into several powerful side characters army base and hits the ground so damn hard he sinks every ship meters around crushes half the damn area and leaves a crater he has to climb out of complaining of a headache the whole time the narrative is talking about the shit hes walked off or survived or how he lets himself get caught just for a ride to a familiar island and when he hits the ground he causes a tidal wave flooding a few small islands and sinking entire fleets.

Makes sense.

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[ask-paradox-and-friends]

Based on these we could do a poker game. (The rewards are for a rivals like game?)

The players of the first game.

Serial Designation M (remember Doctor Sunblood from @ask-the-achs ? This is his adoptive mother.)

Ena @ena-shinonome-the-painter (context is she's here because she was told it'd be a normal tournament. And yes it's for fun.)

Maki ( @splatoonfan88 Noone tell her family she's here.)

Lulu (Yes. Dolly's eldest who's here because mama told her to hang out with friends more and she's friends with the bartender.)

Want to hear some conversations they'd have?

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

Ena:so..I'm playing cards with a robot a high schooler and a..uh...

Lulu: homonculus.

Ena:I was going to say mimikyu.

Lulu:I LOVE MIMIKYUS! THEYRE SO ADORABLE!

Ena:you sound like Mizuki.

Lulu:that good?

----

Lulu:hey...M you've been staring at us.

M:*her voice box is broken so despite subtitles she's speaking only Russian.* 'you are a funny looking group. The teenager has the body of a model you are bigger then my gaint of a son and the painter has the anatomy of a vampire.'

Ena:hey...I have translation apps you know!

--

Ena:so..Maki heard you're part of a loophole?

Maki:yeah..see I'm homeless and well my classmates Draque and Bun used a loophole. They can raise a child they're home is safer then the train station I lived at and they're older then me by 2 years. So BOOM! They're my legal guardians.

Ena:don't tell my class. Many want to adopt..or take me.

M:'I take son different way.'

Lulu:funny. My mom just found me in an open grave.

M:'son was baby in arms of frozen cadaver. I fight off bear for him.'

Ena:okay I'm scared for the future now.

--

Ena:so you three are from the future? What's life like?

Maki:robots everywhere and people abuse super powers.

M:'humans colonize galaxy abuse robots robots take rightful place in reality.'

Lulu:magic is common and we're in the middle of Trans galaxy teleportation!

Ena:so tusgu wasn't making things up...

--

M:'found record on father. You and him too different. Noone know him in 20 years. 2 months when I done with him.'

Ena:I know my dad was bad but..wait...2 months?

M:*being a murder drones she turns one hand into a chainsaw the other into a flamethrower.* 'I take care of problem. Little tusgu says you need help. I help.'

Ena:M! WAIT!

--

Maki:Why are you named M?

M:'was serial Designation M. It means Mechanic or Mischa. I was based off engineer with drawfism. Good thing I not based off you.'

Maki:the hell?

M:'I could use chest canons. Hehe...sorry bad joke.'

Ena:was there one based off me?

M:'serial Designation X I think. X was signer who doddled as hobby.'

Ena:where is he?

M:'saddly not intact.'

Ena:oh.

M:'You want worker drone? I help make you one. He become baby then grow like human. Max size always 5 ft.'

Ena:no thanks I'm not ready for children.

M:'okay. When ready ask.'

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Maki:so that tail of yours...what's in there?

M:'nanites. I can heal or consume.'

Maki:consume?

M:'some are acidic some can eat organic flesh others can eat inorganic materials. Other shock you some burrow into brain tissue to make you a meat puppet.'

Lulu:.....

Ena:*horrified.*

Maki:WHY THE FUCK AM I NEXT TO HER?!

--

Maki:so I made a new friend.

Ena:she nice?

Lulu:which school?

Maki:Hebijo Clandestine Girls' Academy

M:'ninja school. How quaint.'

Maki:shut up synth.

M:'ninjas like them are more like jail bait.'

Lulu:oh my mom was asked to work at a rival of theirs.

Maki:Hanzō National Academy?

Lulu:nope. School by the name of Geshuka.

M:'she say no?'

Lulu:no...but mom went to high-school there.

Lulu:told me to avoid any student from there.

M:'it was shut down 4 years after your 30th birthday after complaints about teachers being inappropriate were brought up. Corporal punishments the cheerleaders blackmailing people the sports teams being violent the principal using a senior as his "favorite secretary" that sort of thing.'

Ena:....I'm very glad I have a normal school.

Lulu:...I'm only 19...

---

*when you win the basic table you unlock 4 themes each with new rewards.*

Maki's-the Pit. The background becomes outside the Class 1-B dorms with her setting up lawn chairs and plastic tables.

M-the Labyrinth. The background is now a massive cave with a huge elevator behind the player this place has several broken robots and limbs of drones with maverick heads scattered around. M's seat has Quint's head on it.

Ena-the Back. The storage room of Tsugu's coffeehouse Tsugu's daughter runs the shop while everyone plays while the shop is closed and waiting on the paperwork to be done.

Lulu-the Toyhouse. Living toys everywhere complere with plush seats and ghosts everywhere mascot suits and robots are everywhere Lulu's seat is infront of a glitching Clown puppet.

*each reward from this table is two skins you can only get in these games 'the fighting game and the shooter' both skins.*

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

*animations when they loose the game in their theme.*

M:*slams hand down on the table takes a deep breath and slides a can of oil to the player.* 'cheers.'

Maki:*nearly flips the table before saying.* "no...no...I'm not bakugou. Fine...fraking...here." *she throws her cards at the table.*

Lulu:*She looks at the pot then at her cards and then at the player.* "You win."

Ena:*she just slides herself from the table and holds her hand out to shake the players.*

Rewards (rivals game.) And yes they're legendary so they change voice lines.

M-Serial Designation SB (Sunblood.)

Maki-Transfer (Bun.)

Ena-The Other arts (Tsugu)

Lulu-Mothers first (Paradox.)

And maybe some other prize. (Idk what drop your own ideas.)

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M:'so school of heros let walking lawsuits in?'

Maki:the hell you about?

M:'landmine full of whiney complaints and grape boy.'

Maki:hey could be worse. Dad said they were worse in middle school.

M:'so adults failed?'

Ena:heard about them. My mom wouldn't let me do that sort of thing.

Lulu:mom recommended a paddle.

M:'they leave marks. Boys like them need better lessons.'

Maki:Mina wants to use Hypnosis therapy.

M:'I was recommending gas son got'

Lulu:what?

M:'You aware of scarecrow? Mix with fishbowl man. Then we add power dampers.'

Maki:Jesus you really are her kid.

M:'thank you. She is good woman.'

Maki:...why did Mai let you two meet...

--

Lulu:say...Ena.

Ena:huh?

Lulu:that plush your friend has.

Ena:which one?

Lulu:pink hair.

Ena:oh! Mizuki!

Lulu:yeah between that and her...position she's like my mom.

Ena:position?

Lulu:before mama was Ms.Dolly Loveheart she was Alex Longstorn.

Ena:OOOOHHHH!

M:'...scanning....'

Maki:it's not that hard to understand you little!

M:'Akiyama Mizuki mother to Hope Akiyama and grandmother to Tanya Mina and Haru Akiyama.'

Lulu:meemaw?

Ena:*Spittake* MEEMAW!?

Lulu:uh huh. Meemaw. She died when I was six. Uh meemaw was what I called her because she was the mother of my grandma. Her name was Charlie.

M:'Charlie Longstorn married Alastor Longstorn. Children were Gerlad and Maria Longstorn illegitimate Child was Tula Longstorn'

Lulu:Auntie Tula took mom in when she was in collage.

Ena:...Jesus I feel old.

M:'...don't worry. You have big family. Bigger if we consider Lulu is the first born.'

Lulu:mom had 5 bio kids, and then she adopted 4 more. So it's Me,jr,Shaprie,Cinder,Bella,Ames,max,chibi, and finally, Hikari.

Ena:*Almost faints.*

Maki:Hahahaha! She got around.

Lulu:my father described it as 'hey. I was young she was young and we were wild.'

M:'at least they had each other.'

--

Maki:haha! My family goes through more on ointment a week!---wait. Why does Mom and Dad go through so much ointment?

M:'father breaks bones mother like many ways of sparring.'

Maki:don't you start.

M:'they give you 3 little sisters and a little brother.'

Maki:I hate you.

--

*reaction to the layering trying to read a bluff*

M:'trying to read me? Good luck.' *Eyes flicker.*

Maki:do I look stupid to you?

Lulu:you are aware I'm wearing a mask right?

Ena:nope. Ain't telling you.

--

Ena:*Humming Afterglow song.*

Maki:oh? That old classic?

Ena:old? This is their newest song!

M:'she is from 150 years into the future.'

Ena:oh. When's they're last song?

M:'no. Not telling.'

Ena:damnit.

M:'music is timeless. Just be aware of the ai voice people.'

Ena:they're still around?

Lulu:unfortunately. Lawsuits are great for them.

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

Lulu:any of you watch movies?

Maki:no. Unless you count the vhs collection in my grandma's attic. She likes godzilla. And the MCU.

Ena:really fell off after endgame.

M:'hard to find movies. Only ones I find in Japanese. Or Mongolian. Harder to find video games.'

Lulu:bet you like tetris.

M:'it is staking.'

Maki:aren't you and the doc both OCD?

M:'no'

--

Ena:I've been wondering. You said there's an afterlife?

M:'yes.'

Maki:dad's been there twice.

Lulu:there's a portal where I'm from.

Ena:so...what gods are there?

M:'Yes.'

Maki:never was told.

Lulu:I don't know. Last time I went there the guy with the flaming sword kicked me out. Said I wasn't ready.

M:'that is Micheal. I wasn't expecting him to let me in.'

Ena:what?

M:'drones worker and non worker get in. Robot masters and mavericks too.'

Ena:so..megaman can be there?

M:'all megamen. Minus that one timeline.'

--

Ena:so..duplikate and immortal are coming to fortnight.

Maki:dad and mr.yagi went too. Overrated.

M:'is stupid game.'

Ena:its...scary to think about. Like a viltramite or or...an evil inviciable could come here...

Lulu:those guys? Uncle Paradox literally threw their king Thragg into orbit and watched the star eat him up.

Maki:eh...may be some time but we could take the invincibles.

M:'son is dissecting one as we speak. Was talking about rulling empire and making humanity his meals and slaves. Teenager beat him and is now cutting him open.'

Lulu:Mister Sunblood never told me about that...

M:'son don't want to talk about that mark. Calls him sinister.'

--

Maki:met this guy online. Calls himself Rex.

M:'little man with robots? Or man in orange costume?'

Maki:uh...why is that important?

M:'tell.'

Ena:wasn't robots name Rudy?

M:'changed name to rex at funeral. Said it was to honor memory. But more likely to be cover for being creep.'

Lulu:uh...

M:'robot needs to be watched.'

--

Lulu:I've been hearing conspiracies about your worlds. I want to know which are true?

M:'go ahead.'

Lulu:uh...quirks were a disease a company was run by an evil AI and... America's government was controlled by outside forces.

Ena:some guy named kenjaku did trick a president into invading Japan to harvest Cursed energy.

M:'Yes JCJenson was controlled by the absolute solver after she murdered 80% of humanity.'

Maki:dad said it was a dead homeless woman after she ate some experimented on lab rats and it started as a disease that evolved over time. And he didn't lie...so...

Lulu:...this is depressing.

M:'that would make Afo and Ofa's mother the first person with quirks.'

Ena:hold up. 80%?

M:'solver liked blowing up cores of planets. And corrupting machinery.'

Ena:wow...

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

To celebrate the first game getting a remake ill do one for the second game! :)...

If i knew the lineup :/ shame.

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

I think I have a lineup...

Qrow (Rwby)-hes here for the drinks and somehow Lynx got him into this.

Dolly (my oc)-shes just bored.

Franny (i thought itd be funny) @splatoonfan00 -somehow got talked into this by Onyx and is hiding the fact shes got some machines she took from Sunblood and some sensors from M.

AU Erza Scarlett (called CuddleBunny)-somehow got here while drunk and is here for a chance to win money.

Dealer-Ena is the dealer as shes the only one whos a fair dealer. However she swaps places with her friends alot as she gets nervous sweats that make the cards stick together.

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To be fair, Darque does enjoy sparring.

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The Invisible Cage: When "Tough Love" Is Actually Just Gatekeeping

​For a long time, I’ve been told that the control exerted over my life is for my own good. They call it "protection" or "tough love." But today, I’m calling it what it actually is: Emotional abuse and the systematic denial of my adulthood.

​I am a 37-year-old. I have my own mind, my own interests, and my own goals. Yet, I am living in a dynamic where my basic rights—like the right to control my own finances and have access to my own bank card—are held hostage.

​This is the cycle of gaslighting I deal with every day:

​The Gatekeeping: My independence is restricted under the guise of "caring" for me.

​The Provocation: When ..I demand my rights or express frustration, I am met with arguments designed to upset me.

​The Trap: When I inevitably react with emotion to being controlled, that reaction is used as "evidence" that I’m not "ready" for the very independence I am fighting for.

​It is a no-win situation. If I stay quiet, I stay controlled. If I speak up, I’m labeled "immature." My adulthood isn't something that should be "granted" to me based on someone else's terms—it is my right.

​To anyone else out there being told that their lack of autonomy is their own fault: It isn't. Loving someone means respecting their agency, not holding their identity captive. Calling it "tough love" doesn't make it love; it just makes the person doing it an enabler of a toxic system.

​I am done consuming the "meals" of manipulation they serve in that kitchen. I know who I am, and I know I deserve my rights back.