Shiny Cute Bird Things

She/Her silly girly and totally not a bird ignore what silly words says

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If you ever feel down and depressed just... uh... someone else finish the sentence

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I need more bunnies in my life

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They should put a giant tumble dryer at the fair

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Next time Ibgo to walmart I'm gonna leave without biying anything just to be suspicious

[i-am-a-fish]

if I can find a way to make 12 dollars every single day then I will be set

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That fish bowl must have very cheap rent

[noelleaxolotl]

what does omf stand for? It looks like omfg but there’s no g so like. omfwhat. oh my fucking what

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You don't know? Well the mystery shall remain unsolved for millennia

[i-am-a-fish]

I want soup but I've already fully committed to bedtime

[i-am-a-fish]

I've been laying in bed thinking about wanting soup for almost 2 hours

[splish-splash-shiny]

The soup is getting cold.. you have to wake up, the soup is waiting for you, it yearns for fish

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Back from a long hiatus and this is the thanks I get?!?

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

They should invent a me that doesn't so often feel as though her brain is full of cobwebs

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I think a duster could help

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I gotta know what's going on. Tell me NOW

[ladyoftheharbour]

you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?

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Idk I just saw a cutie the other day, and then today they read my blog. Yeah its you, reading this. Youre a cutie and youve been caught 📷

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Imagine if all fruits had a defense meckanism like cacti

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I dont think id keep eating the prickly apples...

[pokeybananas]

Aren't prickly pears a thing?

[splish-splash-shiny]

Blasphemy! A pear? With prickles? Who would dare est such a thing!

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Why would thou dare to use common tongue when thyn can simple utilize a mastery of a more renowned methodbof speech

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Imagine if all fruits had a defense meckanism like cacti

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I dont think id keep eating the prickly apples...

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Wow you went and did a silly im so proud

[pokeybananas]

My silly is I took a bath to help loosen up muscles and mucus!

[splish-splash-shiny]

Thats very good im so proud of you being all productive and taking care of yourself <3

[splish-splash-shiny]

Wow you went and did a silly im so proud