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[lapt0pp]

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[friendliness]

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[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

[mxdragonturtle]

Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[angelmavmurdock]

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pokeybananas]

@french-fryyyy

For all my folks who are newly (or not) doing adult stuff

[bruhshelifts]

taylor swift invited karlie kloss to her wedding on my birthday sapphicism isn’t dead my day is suddenly going wonderful

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift overshadowing trump's shitty 250 with whatever nonsense is going on this weekend is truly beautiful.

Like the ppl who try to call her maga do NOT know the lore she HATES that man.

[taylorklosscomeout138]

LOVE. WINS. 🌈 🇺🇸

Many months ago in her Docuseries, Taylor flat out directed our attention to her wall decor of a LGBTQ+ themed sign that had a double effect of both a RAINBOW and an AMERICAN FLAG while she was seen in her REPUTATION outfit

What comes after a storm if not a rainbow?And after the storm what happened?

"Something was BORN on the 4TH OF JULY"

Aka a lyric from her song ENDGAME off of her album REPUTATION. (Which famously states both her and her muse have BIG REPUTATIONS and if they were ever public they'd be A BIG CONVERSATION)

4th of July is also known as Independence Day. The day New Romantics become independent from the record labels that have kept them in hiding and silenced.

A celebration of FREEDOM

That said, Taylor has been extremely in high support of Sombr lately and it has been rumored that she is starting her own safe record label for new romantics and that Sombr is to be signed.

This tracks given if you watch his new MV that came out aligned with his Jimmy Fallon interview where he talked about Taylor,

The opening lyric states that it's the 4th of July and the entire MV takes place on the 4th of July

The muse of the song is a brunette in which for a very long time she is focused on eating watermelon and a rainbow reflects onto her. Now I played these games before back when Taylor was doing Eras Tour 1989 outfits, so I already knew the reference and well, I'll just show you!

Oh but of course! You guessed it. National Watermelon Day is in fact Karlie's birthday

Then in Benson's MV that came out the same day, we see him about to marry someone else until he loses himself in a daydream and imagines himself running away from the wedding to be with someone else. Now does that sound familiar? It should as It's literally the plot of Speak Now

And it doesn't stop there because the daydream muse that Benson wishes to run away with was made to look exactly like Karlie

Because Benson represents Taylor, the same way Sombr represents Taylor. And both times the muse is a brunette that either looks exactly like Karlie or leads back to Karlie's birthday to still have the same implication, centered around a wedding and the 4th of July

Oh and how can we forget that following Benson's Speak Now themed MV, Taylor's crew members were spotted wearing Speak Now Tour shirts and a KISS lanyard, which refers back to Taylor performing "Kiss A Girl" with Keith Urban in her OG Speak Now era while she was wearing KISS makeup

Because a kiss a girl reference isnt pointed at all rightttt???

Oh and not to mention this event took place in the grand location of....

DRUM ROLL PLEASE......

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

KANSAS CITY!!! WOW!! HOW COULD IT BE!

I don't know how she's planning to go about this yall but the evidence has piled and I am throughly seated for what goes downnnn

[living-f0r-the-h0pe-of-it-all]

Erm. Can someone tell me what year it is? KK liking this is just wild! Today of all days! 🤣

[taylorklosscomeout138]

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATES MASTERPOST 🚨 (SCROLL FOR DOLLY PARTON HIGHLIGHTING KARLIE AT TAYLOR'S 2016 4TH OF JULY PARTY LORE AND HOW EVERY RECENT ALBUM OF TAYLORS LEADS BACK TO JULY 3RD BY AN 8/3, OR 13 TIME GAP)

FIRST OFF: THESE BEING THE SPOTLIGHTED NAMES FOR WEDDING ATTENDEES IS INSANE.

The origin of Taylor and Karlie meeting for the first time according to an interview Taylor did with the guy who introduced them was when she was talking with EMMA STONE at the Young Hollywood Award

And Haim sisters of course because the Bejeweled prophecy is coming to a close!

BUT THATS NOT ALL BECAUSE WE GOTTA TALK ABT THE DOLLY PARTON POST..

Dolly Parton made a video thanking Taylor and Travis for a donation in which Karlie liked the post but THIS IS AN EASTER EGG

Because the CAPTION and the ending of the video where she sings it refers to when Taylor was singing "I will always love you" in the video of her 2016 4TH OF JULY party that resurfaced 1 year ago AND SINGLEHANDEDLY CONFIRMED KARLIE WAS AT HER 2016 4TH OF JULY PARTY which was given to us by THE EX OF RUBY ROSE (and it got confirmed because Karlie was in the video and that was the ONLY point of it being posted and Ruby Rose's ex was interacting with Kaylors and letting on that she knew more than she could say)

I LITERALLY WENT ON A WHOLE RABBIT HOLE POST OF THIS LAST YEAR WHEN THIS VIDEO CAME OUT ON MAY 13TH 2025, AND IT'S SO WORTH A REVISIT CUZ IT CONNECTS BACK TO SPEAK NOW!!

SO LETS LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE...

SUMMARY: DREAM GIRLS. KARLIE CONFIRMED AT THE PARTY. KESHA. 4TH OF JULY 2016. RUBY ROSE'S EX. (HARLEY). I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. JENNIFER HUDSON. SPEAK NOW.

This interview with KESHA about DREAM GIRLS dropped the exact same day the video did that confirmed Kesha and Karlie were both at Taylor's 2016 4th of July party

I KNEWWWWW RUBY ROSE'S EX WAS INFORMED TO POST THAT PART OF THE STUNTING AND THIS WOULD ALL COME FULL CIRCLE

IT WAS ALWAYS 4TH OF JULY YALL.

After the storm (whatever goes down with the wedding)

Something was Born on the 4th of July (LOVE WINS / FREEDOM FOR NEW ROMANTICS)

ALSO HERE'S SOME CRAZY 8/3 OR RELATED TIME GAPS BETWEEN TAYLOR'S RECENT ALBUMS AND THE WEDDING DATE OF JULY 3RD 2026

8 months and 30 days after The Life of a Showgirl released is July 3rd 2026

3 years 8 months 13 days after MIDNIGHTS released is July 3rd 2026

1 year 1326 days after I Bet You Think About Me MV released which is about Taylor crashing a wedding where she draws the LGBTQ+ Equality human rights campaign logo into the wedding cake that was covered in 13s and 26s is ... July 3rd 2026

Remember how TTPD was the eras of peace signs and 2s from Taylor and Karlie??? And had the song FORTNIGHT as the lead which refers to 14 days

2 years 2 months and 14 days after TTPD released is July 3rd (or 805 days/ adds to 13)

1389 Business Days from Evermore release to July 3rd 2026

308 weeks after Folklore released was when we got I Knew It, I Knew You which feel free to read my Kaylor analysis of that

308 weeks and 13 days after Folklore release is July 3rd 2026

3 years 38 months 8 weeks and 183 days after Lover release is June 19th 2026 I Knew It, I Knew You release

3 years 38 months 10 weeks and 183 days after Lover release is July 3rd 2026 (the 10 weeks being because of the 1989 relevance to the Toy Story collab and the pipeline of "10 months sober from Clean, Gracie's on record favorite song to, "give it 10 months and you'll be passed it"

Which brings me to my next point.

9 months after The Life of a Showgirl released is July 3rd 2026.

But 10 months, falls exactly on Karlie's August 3rd 2026 birthday.

Speak Now TV released 1092 days before July 3rd 2026 (1992 being Karlie's birth year)

13 months 83 weeks 113 days after Speak Now TV dropped is July 3rd 2026

2 years 8 months 7 days (87 being Travis) after 1989 TV released (the album that dropped right after they went public) is July 3rd 2026

138 weeks after 1989 TV released was June 19th 2026 aka I Knew It, I Knew You drop

138 weeks 13 days after 1989 TV released is July 3rd 2026

And how can we not include the infamous "can i plan something 3 years in advance? I'm gonna try." RED TV

1 month 83 weeks 1083 days after Red TV dropped is July 3rd 2026

1308 Business Days after Fearless TV dropped is July 3rd 2026

8 years 7 months 23 days after Reputation dropped is July 3rd 2026

8 years 38 weeks after Reputation dropped is August 3rd 2026

8 years 14 weeks and 138 days after Reputation dropped is 4th of July 2026

8 years 3 months 13 weeks and 83 days after Reputation dropped is August 3rd 2026

Meaning 8 years 2 months 13 weeks and 83 days after Rep dropped is July 3rd 2026

As you can see, she very clearly chose the 3rd of July as it lines up with Karlie's August 3rd birthday time and time again. Same reason she chose the 3rd of Oct for Showgirl

And I can keep going on and on with these time gaps but I'll just close with this one considering we've full circled back to Debut after her "sleeping so long in a 20 year dark night" (which side note reminding of the lore I found that Carly Simon had an ex husband also named James but not James Taylor who was closeted for 20 years and he was a Business guy AND a Poet. Taylor wrote on TTPD "tell me something awful, like you are a poet, trapped inside the body of a finance guy" to characterize herself as the lover of Carly Simon, who Karlie is named after, that has been "closeted" for 20 years:

And so I leave you with this:

13 years 38 months 138 weeks and 321 days (countdown) after Debut originally released is July 3rd 2026

Here's to whatever happens, love yall <33

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan on his twitter!

2 July 2026

[dpdailyupdate]

BTS of the photo PJ took with Dan and Phil taken by a fan!

[sunchildsatoru]

do you think they like each o— [GUNSHOT]

[comedyserieslover]

" We are both freaks"

"Yeah, but we're freaks together"

[tiddlez]

no but the way that phil was able to grow out his actual beard for the bit and dan had to draw it on 💀💀💀

[comedyserieslover]

Guys, I think Phil likes this guy

[the-vanilla-extraction]

okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[dashcon-two]

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan and Phil meeting another fan in London today!

1 July 2026

[pokeybananas]

Look at those eye crinkles!!! They're so cute!

[gaslit-dipshits]

[appalachian-werewolf]

PoweredByWho — Who's Building Data Centers in Your Backyard?

Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.

[reasonsforhope]

Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.

You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out

[nineperchancediary]

Chapter 3 of The Taste of Copper has been posted :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80325511/chapters/221100501

Summary:

Phil’s life fell apart five years ago.

In the time since, he’s put significant effort into building a stable foundation for his survival, balancing his affliction and a career he never would’ve foreseen for himself with his own moral standing hanging somewhere in the midst. The stability of his precariously stacked castle of cards is unfortunately threatened, however, when a series of mysterious and logically inconsistent murders begin to plague London.

Phil’s job is simply to clean up after the deed has been done. He isn’t supposed to get involved in any way beyond that, but he cannot help his concern when these cases begin to implicate him and his safety in ways he wasn’t prepared to handle. People have begun taking notice of the Restless, and Phil can only hope that, at the end of the night, the spotlight won’t be left shining on him alone.

Rated: M / Wordcount: 16,267

[pokeybananas]

Hi, yes, hello! I would like more of this fic please. I'm fascinated by the idea and I want to know more!!!

[pokeybananas]

I'm beginning to think my Pham card will never come...