Ollie

Ollie/Dallas He/him || 18 || assassins pilled THE CHEESE CAN MAN 🔥🍔 #blog info - intro posts

[ladyoftheharbour]

you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?

[olliedoesthings]

Heather told me once that I look like this guy and I haven’t forgotten it because like 🥹🥹 yeah that’s me lowk 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[olliedoesthings]

Spotting growth in my biceps a little 👀👀👀👀👀

[omnipotentnothing]

Okay Instagram comment

all jokes. river never stops and neither does work!! 😂😂

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[omnipotentnothing]

Virgin omni says hi I love spread-sheets

non virgin omni says I'm. Going to spread you in those sheets

[olliedoesthings]

Heavily religious guy at the farmers market selling his book #guiteaumaxxing

[olliedoesthings]

Alrighty I’m going to bed, goodnight everyone I love you all!! 😁😁

[olliedoesthings]

olliedoesthings

smelliza… hello.. 👀👀👀

[olliedoesthings]

I need to get the smallest micron pen NOW‼️‼️ 😊

[omnipotentnothing]

Rowans dog looks like gooby

[omnipotentnothing]

When I go to a gooby look like contest to judge but rowans "Chihuahua" "dog" is there

[olliedoesthings]

Omni this is the “Chihuahua” you were telling me about 😥😥

[omnipotentnothing]

Jonny no h is in the well

[omnipotentnothing]

I want to go to sleep and it be tomorrow honestly hashtag I miss work and tomorrow isn't even really work guh

[olliedoesthings]

Real 😢😢😢😢

[axxxrael]

my hungry ass could never be a mom 🤣

[acecroft]

LEE PACE as Evan McCone in The Running Man (2025)

[cable-knit-jumper]

let’s make this very post what’s hot and new with #lee harvey oswald.

help me out here guys.

[olliedoesthings]

Awww so cute 😊😊