Ollie

Ollie/Dallas He/him || 18 || assassins pilled THE CHEESE CAN MAN 🔥🍔 #blog info - intro posts

[ladyoftheharbour]

you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?

[olliedoesthings]

I have some steaks thawing right now and I genuinely can’t wait to eat them I’m so hungry

[olliedoesthings]

The cave is not the same without Omni :(

[omnipotentnothing]

Ollie and I have been in our Omega nest cave for 20 hours straight oh my God but now were leaving to get chud cake

[omnipotentnothing]

James and the Giant peach is literally about a little boy getting adopted by an obnoxious gay throuple and the sweetest older lesbian couple

[phalaropus-lobatus]

me: let’s play peekaboo with Red Baby

Green Baby: goo goo ga ga

me: You are not who i wanted.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[flanbolt]

[pvysygpvysivjc-deactivated20250]

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby it’s a baby. if she’s 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if she’s 39 weeks and calls it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was her baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

[fierceawakening]

This is pretty much the only take that makes any sense to me.

"It's just a lump of cells!" Doesn't matter, so am I and so are you. Abortion is morally acceptable not because of relative lumpiness but because of bodily autonomy.

[chestnuthorse]

[sofuton]

[olliedoesthings]

Omni stop posting hole pics

[olliedoesthings]

What the fuck did I just watch

[omnipotentnothing]

Giggling so hard I made ollie watch Junior

[timmyytoughknuckles]

junior the arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg film where Danny devito gets Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant with Emma Thompson's baby and also Arnold Schwarzenegger says "my body my choice" at some point I can't remember the context? that Junior?

[olliedoesthings]

YES 😭😭😭

[olliedoesthings]

What the fuck did I just watch

[omnipotentnothing]

Giggling so hard I made ollie watch Junior

[olliedoesthings]

He and Danny Devito should’ve stayed together smh 😢💔

[olliedoesthings]

What the fuck did I just watch

[omnipotentnothing]

That one friend that's got a very obvious and completely unsubtle egg kink like okay "it laid eggs in me" stop you pervert you just want that parasite to crawl up your ass again (true story)

[omnipotentnothing]

That one friend that's got a very obvious and completely unsubtle egg kink like okay "it laid eggs in me" stop you pervert you just want that parasite to crawl up your ass again (true story)