Who the signs are to you:
Aries:Ā the person you donāt really know well, but youāre always having a great time going out togetherĀ
Taurus: that weirdo at work you just canāt get along with without any apparent reasonĀ
Gemini: that from-time-to-time sex partnerĀ
Cancer: your little sister you always have to protect from everyoneĀ
Virgo: that one bitchy, arrogant chick you couldnāt stand at the first sight
Libra: future wife/husbandĀ
Scorpio: that one ex youāll always feel attracted to, even though it will never work outĀ
Capricorn: that weird nerdy neighbour that looks quite lovely but you never spoke a word to themĀ
Aquarius: that one person that gets everything you want so much
Pisces: just a random useless person
Aries: an annoying guy at work who gets all the credits you deserve
Taurus: your first love youāll never forget
Gemini: that two-faced bitch youāre a little jealous of
Cancer: that person youāre not really best friends with but to whom you can always turn when you feel down
Leo: that hot guy you secretly crave
Virgo: a childhood friend that helped you become who you are now
Scorpio: your boyfriend/girlfriend
Sagittarius: crazy, odd creep that entertains you when youāre sad
Aquarius: your loving grandmother
Pisces: that one pervert you know who always makes you laughĀ
Aries: a huge crush you canāt get over no matter what you do
Taurus: high school desk neighbour
Gemini: the person you laugh the most with
Cancer: your one & only real love
Virgo: that one annoying person that always sees through you not buying your lies like others do
Libra: that girl intriguing all the time
Scorpio: that bitch with a few kilogrammes makeup on you just canāt stand
Sagittarius: best travel partner youāll ever have
Capricorn: your older brother
Aquarius: the person you know has a crush on, but you canāt relate, even though youāre enjoying this fact
Pisces: the one who does all your homeworkĀ
Aries: you wish you had their confidence
Taurus: childhood neighbour
Gemini: your job partner who does all the work
Cancer: your opposite gender best friend, the prove that girl & boy can be just friends
Leo: theyāre so beautiful, I wish I had a little of their beauty
Virgo: that person that tries to make you believe in how amazing you are
Libra: that weird person who never talks but you somehow still hang out with them
Scorpio: that one person who talks so sarcastically that you canāt understand if theyāre being serious or not
Sagittarius: that annoying bitch bullying you all the time
Capricorn: that one person you will always like even though it doesnāt work out between you
Aquarius: how can you be so arrogant?
Aries:Ā slaying together!
Taurus:Ā that one friend youāre trying to make more social, ācause theyāre actually pretty cool, but they just prefer to Netflix & chill at home
Gemini:Ā that one sarcastic but charming guy you like, but they keep making fun of your attitude
Cancer:Ā your spiritually obsessed uncle
Leo:Ā your wingman who always steals your girls in the end
Virgo:Ā that silent friend who gets crazy as hell when drunk
Libra:Ā your personal clown, basically entertaining you through life
Scorpio:Ā the only person that knows how to handle your ego, but you canāt trust them, ācause they have some kind of power over you
Sagittarius: cooking partner
Capricorn:Ā your older, smarter sister, but youāre always beating her in being popular & hot
Aquarius: the only person you will fall in love with for real
Pisces:Ā your boss whoās way too easy to manipulate
Aries: that one guy who gets all the girls you like because theyāre hot & charming, but youāre just a shy potatoĀ
Taurus:Ā an actual friend
Gemini: that one person you feel kind of alike with but you still just donāt like themĀ
Leo:Ā that girl you thought was your best friend but she has like 5 other best friends and so you feel somehow friendship wise heartbroken
Virgo:Ā that fling you had on a holiday but it was so good you wonāt ever forget them
Libra:Ā I wish I was as creative & adorable as they are
Scorpio:Ā your wife whoās gonna leave you in the end ācause she will realise how different youĀ are after 10 years of marriage
Sagittarius:Ā that hot girl you totally have a crush on but sheās out of your league, ācause well, youāre still a potato
Capricorn:Ā the only friend who actually knows how to deal with your weirdnesses and phobias
Aquarius:Ā your psychologistĀ
Pisces:Ā a girl you get perfectly along with, but canāt really understand why, because youāre so different
Taurus: your beauty idol you always try to copy
Gemini: only you can understand both of their faces
Cancer: that lovely person having so much bad luck that you always feel sorry for them
Leo: that flowers obsessed relative
Libra:Ā that one boring person that always asks you to go out. You know itās gonna be boring but canāt say no, ācause they are actually really nice
Scorpio:Ā that person youāre inhumanly attracted toĀ
Sagittarius:Ā fiancĆ©(e) thatās gonna leave you at the altarĀ
Capricorn:Ā fiancĆ©(e) thatās gonna marry you
Aquarius:Ā long lost half sister who turns out to be really coolĀ
Pisces:Ā the shoulder to cry on from time to time
Aries:Ā a huge crush who doesnāt really like you back but you keep trying, even though you know itās gonna hurt
Taurus:Ā your favourite singer
Gemini:Ā the best person to have late night conversations with
Cancer:Ā a lovely family member you will always support
Leo:Ā that bitch needing attention all the time but youāre too busy being self-absorbed
Virgo:Ā the sign that 90% of your crushes are
Libra: your best freaking sex partner everĀ
Scorpio:Ā childhood love that never really faded
Sagittarius: that one cheater boyfriend you somehow forgive over and over againĀ
Capricorn:Ā your daughter you can act like best friends with
Aquarius: unexplainably undesirable personĀ
Pisces: best friend you never dare getting in a romantic relationship with because you know youāll hurt them
Aries:Ā your modelling partnerĀ
Taurus:Ā that stubborn little shit always trying to ruin your life
Gemini: you donāt know it yet but theyāre the love of your lifeĀ
Cancer: that person with an amazing taste in music so you canāt stop admiring it
Virgo: your favourite actor Ā
Libra: your make up artist
Scorpio: your witch neighbour, you donāt believe she actually is one but she scares you anyway somehow
Sagittarius: best travel buddyĀ
Capricorn: that gloomy person, you never what they are actually thinkingĀ
Aquarius:Ā on/off relationshipĀ
Pisces:Ā that one person always trying to joke but has an awful sense of humour
Aries: your female friend that is amazingly beautiful & kind but just doesnāt believe it and all you do is trying to build up a little confidence in her
Taurus: your gay best friend
Gemini: lovely & interesting person to spend time with without any real trust
Cancer: that one adorable human being you will always wonder about like: how can you be so lovely & innocent?
Leo: that one bitch always trying to ruin your life, making drama around you now and then
Virgo: that person you get along with perfectly, you understand each other without words, you absolutely love them, but youāll always stay friends because thereās a lack of physical attractionĀ
Sagittarius: that person you like somehow but it never comes to a real relationship, they seem not to notice you the right way
Capricorn: YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOULMATE
Aquarius: that annoying relative always judging you
Pisces: that one fake ass ex youāll never forgive yourself dating
Aries: a friend that always manages to cheer you up
Taurus: that lovely person you always wanted to get to know, but you have no idea how to start a conversation
Cancer: head up, your crown is falling. Oh wait, which crown?
Leo: your most beautiful friend. sheās the only one allowed to be more beautiful than you are
Virgo: your long-lost child
Libra: that one friend that lives on the other side of the world but you stay friends no matter what
Scorpio: a person that life always puts as an interference to you, so you end up hating them
Sagittarius: that one relative you never meetĀ ācause theyāre always travelling
Capricorn: that one friend that seems completely heartless to you
Aquarius: a bitch youāre always competing withĀ
Pisces:Ā you fell in love with their kindness
Taurus:Ā that one person who protects you in difficult situations every time
Gemini:Ā they seem so lovely why canāt they stop bullying me?
Leo:Ā that person with a huge heart, it isnāt obvious at first sight but you can trust them with anything
Virgo: future husband you will finally feel secure withĀ
Libra: they are so beautiful you canāt help falling in love with themĀ
Scorpio:Ā gossip girl friendĀ
Sagittarius: stupid high school buddyĀ
Capricorn:Ā your long-term love that you canāt forgetĀ
Aquarius:Ā that married guy you canāt stop wanting
