All Hail The New Flesh

I made this blog as a teenager and I live in fear of what lurks in the recesses

[spidermanifested]

this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

[spidermanifested]

the thrilling sequel

[zubatts]

[spidermanifested]

fuck

[valtsv]

if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

[valtsv]

[bananasandoreos]

Imma send this to my friend brb

[collgeruledzebra]

wish there was a washing machine type thing for humans... i too would like to gently whumbltmgrwhgbsvbsh and be cleaned

[hyrude]

[cloudybakery]

Everyone says Riverdale is the most batshit show but Glee walked shitfaced out of the bar so Riverdale could run into oncoming traffic

[velvetys]

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

[erisclear]

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[finitetwilight]

You have been warned

[oh-my-fancan]

i was wondering what was wrong with this picture.... then I realized there was no blue filter

[finitetwilight]

can't believe I forget the tint™

[onceuponadreamgirl]

ok this is important to me. gaslighting is not a synonym for lying. it’s a type of lying. if someone says to you “the sky is green,” that’s a lie. if you say “the sky is blue” and they respond “no, it’s green, you’re wrong, your eyes are playing tricks on you” THAT’S gaslighting. the crucial requirement is that they try to convince you not only that you are wrong but that you shouldn’t trust your own senses. that you’re imagining something/hallucinating/dreaming. the abuser is trying to make themselves more of an authority on reality than your own mind, often with the goal of making you reliant on them to tell you “truth” from “fiction.”

[sandersstudies]

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

[sandersstudies]

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

[under-the-arch]

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

[fuckyeah2000s]

[sunflowermp4]

[t-clairevirus]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

when the teacher says we’re doing class outside today like it’s supposed to be fun

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Book!Edward would be aghast that Movie!Edward says the word “sex” out loud … not once, but twice … and “in the presence of a lady!!” 😰

[metropolis-clickbait]

[stay-human]

I remember when I first found out the truth about “Somali pirates” I got chills because of how horrific the truth was and how insanely creepily well the media had twisted the situation. Every single fucking article making it seem like these “pirates” were just after money or something holding innocent people hostage and I never gave it a second thought, why would I? There was no indication that people were trying to legitimately fight off disgusting imperialism that left nuclear waste in their waters, that over 300 people have died from radiation sickness, that Europeans have been stealing Somalia’s seafood because they overfished their own waters and the indigenous fisherman are starving and so these “pirates” emerged to deal with those stealing their country’s natural resources. The truth is enough to make anyone sick to their stomachs.

[thebicker]

This is a great article about the truth about Somali pirates, in case anyone wants a source.

[whitmore]

love is stored in the found family trope

[fairycosmos]

mental illness is like you will crave love but never feel comfortable around anyone ever. your welcome

[onlyperioddramas]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Dir. Guy Ritchie