let jaylah kick my ass 2k17

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[valtsv]

[babyspock]

Today’s find in AO3 tags:

It’s actually a very valid ship

[neetols]

✨

[star-temeraire]

jim: why do i have to roll around in the dirt with you?

spock:

[cowboyjimkirk]

Bones immediately after a red shirt death: this is so sad. computer, play despacito.

[neetols]

Lazy sunday doodles that turned into gay sparring

[akiralazuli]

[wellsbering]

star trek but instead of “fascinating” spock says [owen wilson voice] wow

[spocksaestheticblog-blog]

im not prepared for owen wilson as spock pls dont do this to me

[plant-dad-sulu]

~wow~

[spockck]

y'all: today is spirk day!

me, an intellectual: you fools. every day is spirk day

[ilexvici]

When you’ve become so obsessed with Star Trek that you suddenly have an existential crisis

[uglyloki]

Star Trek + Troubled Birds 1/?

[chrispsource]

[spacethefinalfucktier]

Spock knows Jims traumatized ass better than anyone

[hokage]

i am in control of my emotions

[dactyliin-blog]

this meme saved my life

[goldkirk]

do you remember that time when Chris Pine was doing his strong-in-control-captain-Kirk-actor-y-thing and then suddenly fell sideways straight through a wall? and the time he sat in the captains chair and totally was flipped backwards in a somersault right out of the seat? or the time he got hit in the face by that door? or the time he laughed so hard in the dumb wonderful dubsmash it looked like he actually fell over right out of the frame? or the time he accidentally broke his finger on a wooden table? or the thousand times they couldn’t film scenes because he was laughing too much and had infected the other actors until they were all uselessly laughing to a chorus of “pine, no, pine, no—stOP PINE”

because I do

[goldkirk]

Chris Pine falling through the wall:

https://youtu.be/MGYHe01Q6qo?t=5s

Chris Pine getting flipped backwards in the captain’s chair:

https://youtu.be/PEdiZNqli2Y?t=2m22s

Chris Pine getting hit in the face by the door:

https://youtu.be/PEdiZNqli2Y?t=3m44s

Chris pine looking like he fell over from laughing so hard:

https://youtu.be/yaeHAI2CKfQ?t=3m26s

I just want to share this because I’m dying at Chris Pine’s air guitar in the background. I hate him. I hate him. How dare he be good at so many things in life. How dare he.

https://youtu.be/yaeHAI2CKfQ?t=2m42s

Related: Damn him and his hair flip.

https://youtu.be/yaeHAI2CKfQ?t=3m

Chris Pine broke his finger (I remembered the table detail wrong but it’s still hilarious):

https://youtu.be/b_yQb6Es4xc?t=1m29s (him telling it to Ellen)

https://youtu.be/j5iKZRI9Gnw?t=1m7s (another version of the story)

Chris Pine generally ruining various scenes, usually by infecting everyone with laughter:

The Iconic String of Them: https://youtu.be/MGYHe01Q6qo?t=2m35s

https://youtu.be/PEdiZNqli2Y?t=1m52s

https://youtu.be/MGYHe01Q6qo?t=10s

https://youtu.be/MGYHe01Q6qo?t=1m31s

https://youtu.be/MGYHe01Q6qo?t=2m24s

https://youtu.be/siZcFrDVYNA?t=1m29s

That DARN “pew-pew!” he does: https://youtu.be/siZcFrDVYNA?t=45s

https://youtu.be/siZcFrDVYNA?t=4m11s

https://youtu.be/siZcFrDVYNA?t=4m23s

Ruining his OWN scene, getting it RIGHT, then ruining it by laUGHING: https://youtu.be/siZcFrDVYNA?t=47s 

(and it KEEPS GOING: https://youtu.be/siZcFrDVYNA?t=3m19s)

The cast all is in on it: https://youtu.be/jw55gsH3yQ8?t=3m20s

Doing the same noises-thing and then looking PRETTY after it like that will absolve him of his sins: https://youtu.be/MGYHe01Q6qo?t=2m30s

And the one time it wasn’t his fault: https://youtu.be/MGYHe01Q6qo?t=3m31s

[wildandwild]

[gonnaboldlygo]

bigmamag:

sherlockedtrekkie:

wildandwild:

i’m not 1701% certain, but it COULD even

be the same pair

of ladies

#what if these girls are a couple #and Jim totally learned that the first week of classes when he hit on one and the other threatened to deck him in the face #and jim laughed and introduced himself properly #but he got to know them throughout the years in starfleet and they catch up every now and then #and he cheered for them when they totally got put on the same ship #and every times he passes them (bc they are ALWAYS together it seems) it’s always ‘hey ladies’ #a running inside joke of theirs (via)

Man, this and the theory that something embarrassing happened to Kirk and that’s why Chapel stays away, fandom is taking this character back.