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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@spoiledfins-blog
Do you need another grumpy wolf man in your life? What about a grumpy wolf man with a good heart but he’s too stubborn to admit it? Can you please LIKE/REBLOG this post if you’re up for roleplaying with OKI from OKAMI?
Semi-selective but open to canon blogs, OCs, and crossover RP!
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“Then I guess it’s great for me that shit can’t jus’ get un-invented, Darl’n.”
“Brian-- YOU?? The nerve! The audacity!! I thought you were a gentleman!”
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“Say that to the fucker that invented sashimi.”
“Oh, he was already sent away to the No-No Gardens by father. Now he can learn how to make all sorts of food that don’t include fish. Hurray!” He’s dead. The guy who invented sashimi is dead.
I was a fool and didn’t post this here last night
obligatory ping to @royalreef and @spoiledfins
glitchwalking replied to your post: “Fish are NOT friends OR food. We are the great...
salmon
@glitchwalking
“Fish are NOT friends OR food. We are the great lords and ladies of the sea and we WILL reign supreme.”
just a reminder, don’t even look at me if you support callout culture. keep me out of your dramatic bullshit, thanks!
( insert vine: you’re all going to hell... *+; goodbye..! ;+* )
hellrager:
The demon had to stop eating his chips for a moment, to give Miri a look, like she had just asked if he knew non violent ways to solve problems. She might as well have, because her proposal was just as absurd.
“Miri, you don’t even live in the real world. You still think that having servants do every shit for you, is how things are done.”
The potato chip disappeared in his mouth, the crumbs were stuck to his cheek however. “Also I already have school lessons, i don’t want any extra lessons.”
The crumbs sticking to the demon’s cheek just proved Miranda’s point. The man had no sense of politeness or manners. She snapped her rosy fingers and both YumYum and Daisy with their filthy peasant webbed fingers came to Damien’s side, patting his cheeks roughly with sparkling napkins to clean the crumbs away.
“And when was the last time you actually paid attention in your school lessons? It’s not like you’re overexerting yourself.” Miranda scoffed, folding her hands onto her lap. “Besides, the skills I can teach you will be MUCH more useful to you in life than what you’ll learn in school. There’s even a chance that you WON’T die alone!”
“DAMIEN! After giving it much thought, or rather getting Daisy and YumYum to think on it FOR me, I, your wonderfully kind and bewitchingly beautiful friend Princess Miranda Vanderbilt have decided to come to your rescue!
You will NEVER succeed in the real world without proper manners, Damien! The aristocratic big-wigs which ultimately rule our society with an iron thumb will eat you alive! So I’ve decided to give you daily lessons on proper behaviour and etiquette! Lucky you!”
*✧･ﾟ:* @hellrager *:･ﾟ✧*
“Hello, loyal subjects! I do hope that my adviser has been taking care of you all in my absence.”
Just sits there, her servants eating popcorn for her as she watches all the hotties.
" I can't believe you smell like salmon instead of gold. I want my money back. "
“I do apologise, sir. Let me put you in direct contact with our complaints official.”
“I may look like a tortured by fireboard salmon, but Old Gregg tastes like a cool breeze on a hot summer’s day, when ya got an ice cold glass o’ Baileys in your hand and fresh aubergines over ya eye-balls.”
“Vore? Is that some sort of cheese?”
the funniest part about miranda introducing old gregg is that she keeps changing what he is XD emotional adviser, legal adviser, financial adviser...
“He’s all of those things and more!”
did miranda just admit to using a glory hole
no, she smoked, you sickos
❃.✮:▹ @oz-answers◃:✮.❃
“Oz, don’t tell anyone this okay--- but I DID smoke one time. I know, it’s foul. I went into the bathroom, and there was a hole on the wall that said ‘smoke this’ with an arrow down. So I put my mouth by it, and I started to smoke something. And I was smoking, and smoking, and smoking, and then a whole bunch of goo came out! So gross. And it’s bad for your lungs.”
❃.✮:▹ @glitchwalking◃:✮.❃
“I heard that you’ve met my financial adviser! He’s a little slimy and a little odd, but he’s very good at providing inspirational sing-alongs!”
