Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her five royal Naboo handmaidens.
I LAUGHED
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Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her five royal Naboo handmaidens.
I LAUGHED
oops
He's correct and he should say it.
I’ve been trying to ignore the comments on this post for days, but we’re going on 10k notes, now, and I’ve had a bit too much MCU Stans Being Willfully Ignorant And Purposely Misinterpreting Quotes this morning, so let’s take a crack at this.
First of all, it’s not an attack on genre films, generally. It’s not even an attack on a genre of film, specifically. He didn’t speak about “superhero movies” as a whole, like Ridley Scott or James Cameron have in the recent past (although, let’s face it, the genre is synonymous with Marvel at the moment, anyway). He expressly targeted Marvel films; the MCU in particular. Gee, I wonder why.
He also didn’t say that they were “bad”, he called them theme parks. You read that superficially and assumed that he meant, “Things that are fun” but what he actually meant was, “Things that are built with the soul purpose of funneling people into seats to be optimally profitable.”
It’s very amusing to me that you folks will log on Tumblr to hem and haw about late stage capitalism, but then leap at the chance to defend your favorite Mickey Mouse production from the scary old man who’s been trying his best to make good films for 50yrs. What good, respectable consumers!
Lastly, he refers to cinema as “human beings trying to convey emotional, and psychological experiences to other human beings,” and you guys all either went, 1) “Cinema just means it’s a movie played in a theater, hurr hurr hurr,” 2) “Thor almost cried one time when he planet blow up,” or 3) “That’s pretentious! Everything is art! My cheerios are art!” and again this is missing the point.
When you watch a Marvel film, a writer didn’t decide that he had something interesting to say about Frog Man and pen a script, and then a director didn’t get to take said script and produce a work through their own artistic lens. A boardroom full of people in suits sat around and decided which licensed properties they already owned the rights to would be most profitable, and how it would fit into the conveyor belt of content they’d already pre-designed, and then they controlled every single aspect of that production, down to tone and color grading. And if you don’t believe that, ask Edgar Wright.
Martin Scorsese gave you guys an incredibly milquetoast, obvious criticism of movies you slurp down, and it made you all fume, but what you should be mad about is that you’re forced to consume fast food art when you could, just as easily, be getting filet mignon with the same genre and character roster.
Everyone likes to bring up Black Panther, but can you imagine a world where the incredibly talented Ryan Coogler hadn’t been handcuffed by a corporation. Can you imagine the movie that could have been?
As usual, a lot of “fandom critics” on this website need to
a) watch more movies -- including the works of greats like Martin Scorsese but also, even more so, non-tentpole works by women and directors of color so you don’t think the rare time Marvel/DC lets a Patty Jenkins, Ryan Coogler or Taika Waititi direct their latest installment is the pinnacle of progressive cinema; and
b) stop treating “fandom” as a replacement for a personality, so you don’t take it so incredibly personally when someone criticizes a giant corporation that doesn’t care about you except as a profit-generator.
Like I enjoy my fair share of comics movies but I also know Scorsese, whose worst movies are still more genuinely thoughtful and moving than the MCU’s best, is 100% right about how these movies are made and how much better off we’d be if they weren’t so inescapable.... because I don’t do those two dumb things y’all do. Disney does not need you to be its cheerleader, and that’s what Marty is trying to tell you.
i didn’t know i needed animal crossing super fan Gus in my life 😊😭🥰
Day 4: Don’t worry I’ll protect you
In case you needed to know for planning purposes
Flimsy Axe : 30 hits (10 trees)
Stone Axe : 100 hits (33.3 trees)
Metal Axe : 100 hits(33.3 trees)
Metal Axe cuts down trees, stone only harvests.
Flimsy Shovel : 40 hits
Metal Shovel : 100 hits
Upgrading your item DOES reset the hit count
Customizing your item DOES reset the hit count!!!
That means that changing the handle color of your shovel RESETS the hit count to ZERO
Tommy neglected to inform me about the body
more tommys
Now I understand what they meant when they said “it was the best of times, it was the worst of times”
“i wish i could do nothing but play animal crossing when it comes out!!” - me, 2013-2019
acnh wharf roaches always look like they’re discussing
acnh wharf roaches are unionizing
the fossils mechanic is kinda weird I must admit
Recent designs I made 💗🤍
Day 5: Do you think they judge me whenever I decimate those random islands for resources
quick comic based off a tweet my friend made
Hi all, I love Blathers :)
thanks but i already know how
i just realized the new animal crossing lacking gyroids makes sense because you live on an uninhabited island and the gyroids are literally graves
you cant dig up a grave if no ones died there yet
you know what that means