The Secret Box

Put your confessions in here! No NSFW or content aimed at making people uncomfortable. Inappropriate content won't be posted. Remember this is a cartoon! All submissions will be made anonymous by the mod.

[spongebob-connoisseur]

@ That anon- If Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are Chum Chum's grandfathers, that implies a possibility that MM and BB got together and made a kid (Chum's dad or mom), ergo Mermaid Man x Barnacle Boy canon, even if just a tangent possibility.

I'm not saying that is bad (by all means far from it), i think it's awesome, I just wanted to point that out lol

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

horrible idea. Cursed idea. Also there is a Spongebob confessions blog. Go confess this to @spongefessions

Tell them od your horrible idea

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Having a bit of a lull so this is Great. Cursed.

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I really need to get a grip on when to prepare these. A friend who has been helping me with these has been short a laptop so I have been dragging my feet on this blog again. Forgive me.

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I ship Spongebob whith Cassandra, I wonder what that would be like

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I find it very extremely weird that literally all the Muscular Characters in the Franchise have No Nipples except for that One Mohawk Brute guy.

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it may sound silly, but the fact that spongebob is an adult character who openly enjoys things that are seen as childish or immature has really helped me accept that aspect of myself.

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My personal headcanon of mine is that the Flying Dutchman adopted Puffy Fluffy after Fluffy ran away from Gary

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My autism cannot deal whit how battle for bikini bottom gameplay (because i have problems when games aren’t linear or a life sim) so it prefers cosmic shake

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I love a lot of episodes from the really unpopular middle seasons! Maybe just because I grew up with that era, but still

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spongebob. needs. more. FEMSLASH

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i think mr krabs should start a ponzi scheme

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i multiship Spongebob with Sandy and Patrick and I am very proud!!

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I feel like reason why the Flying Dutchman didn't want to marry his girlfriend was because she was abusive towards him

He did seem really scared when she appeared

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I think the New Seasons should bring back Squilliam because since Spongebob brings back a lot of Old New Characters from some of its Old Episodes, I would like to see Squidward and Squilliam's Rivarly again and see how it would turn out in a new way.

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its time we admit that every single possible ship involving spongebob that does not include squidward is more interesting than squidbob

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Sorry if I'm being too biased, but I'm honestly not a fan of The Patrick Show and I'm disappointed that Squidward didn't get one.

He's a character that has a lot of potential to have a good story and reach a more mature audience, as most people who watched SpongeBob SquarePants around 1999 are now grown up. Not to mention that many viewers identify with him and he is one of the most beloved characters in the series.

Why won't Nickelondeon let Squidward be happy? He deserved it after suffering so much the last 5-8 seasons. :(

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King Poseidon is honestly the most Handsomeness Character I've ever seen. Even though he was ugly in the End, he's got a Sexy Design.

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I'm honestly not a fan on how Patrick's New Family is redesigned and I really miss the Old version of his Family growing up. The New Family of Patrick just doesn't look like that they're Patrick's actual Family.