SpoofyLeaf @spoofyleaf - Tumblr Blog

here's my art fight card!!

#art fight #team comedy

oldmanyaoi-jpeg

tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours

wolfythewitch

I lied I colored it. I think i made janine too short sorry HSSJSVSKD I was working off memory

watasnak

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

aflo

Settlers of catan

trenchgun

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

aph-lithuania

john karkat is entering high school this fall

creaturelingart

FINALLY got good photos of my sculpture final. This is my dog his name is Sock.

creaturelingart

Look at my fish.

spoofyleaf

@bearjam

Psssst servers, your cooks get pussed off when they gotta make food bc everytime I go to step outside or sit for a couple minutes thERES FCKING FOOD THSTS GOTTA BE MADE JTS BEEN 5 GODDAMN HOURS ITS HOT OVER THIS GRILL

kosmogrl

phantomrose96

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

phantomrose96

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

spoofyleaf

No I hate pizza,,, but if you’ve got ice cream and/or crab Rangoon, then we’ll talk

i-am-a-fan

Sometimes fun is stored at 8 hours into an art project.

z-nogyrop

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

z-nogyrop

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

i-am-a-fan

A DTIYS that i did for @/garden.snakies on instagram! Screenshot under the cut

dogpuppy

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

moisterpeggingchampion

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

dogpuppy

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

hollis-art

in the face of an apocalypse, you do what you have to do.

spectrometrie

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

spectrometrie