SpoofyLeaf

I currently have LMK brain rot 23•they/he•infj art acc:@spoofysart

[weaver-z]

Got a new job at a natural history museum this summer! Hope I make a good night guard lol

[weaver-z]

Hey what's that plastic clicking noise

[weaver-z]

The cowboys... the Romans..... no........ they couldn't be.........

[ohh-lover]

This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I read it as "megalodon debt?" and thought there must be a super interesting video about some corporation getting weird taxes or fines due to some environmental protection act or something.

[wolfythewitch]

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[wolfythewitch]

[spoofyleaf]

The vampires called and once again asked for my blood

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[jatersade]

uncle max gay little lean moment

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[64mpg]

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

[ghstwht]

'Blip A'

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[wolfythewitch]

Part 1 or whateverdrd

[wolfythewitch]

He gives me cuteness aggression

[pikestaff]

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

[themythicalcodfish]

To wit:

[switchelsweets]

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

[magnuspeccatori]

This is the most inspirational thing I've read all week. Possibly all year

[kettle-bird]

I reached into the void, and the void gave me a fist bump

[dear-ao3]

[forgetful-dorito]

I like to think that Grace and Adrian have very similar problems