PLAN A

hi i'm turandot and i cry a lot

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

grass *getting watered*: nice they want me grass *getting mowed*: getting some very mixed signals here folks

[mothgrrls]

[micdotcom]

Watch: 7 times Larry Wilmore made white people super uncomfortable at the WHCD.

[blurjosh]

Twenty One Pilots At The Deluxe Indianapolis

[piercedshut]

my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t  really drank that much before and when i was done since we all were so drunk they put me on their shoulders like a king and started chanting my name now everyone still to this day thinks im fucking hard ass bitch and everyone was shocked that i could take so much but its all a lie because i replaced it with water and that is my biggest secret.

[piercedshut]

you should also know that i was sort of new to the area and like that was my first outing with anyone at the school and that like gave me a title and place and from then on everyone thought i was a hard ass bitch and everyone loved me and i was popular and my whole high school career was a lie because i drank some water. 

[toprender]

now we see why josh really does matter to the band

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[rremiss-deactivated20160120]

[sp-dr]

more old selfies! peace!

[magical-girl]

snakes (snail snakes) and snails (snake snails)

[trenchgun]

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

[byalainanevarez]

Twenty One Pilots Performing at Chipotle’s Cultivate Festival.

[youreworsethannicotine]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spicespicespiced]

[lilskeletonprince]

all u need to know about tyler and jenna joseph’s wedding last night

[phylocalist]

don’t we all? (insp.)