stabby 4eva

Abigail, socially awkward 23 year old girl who has no idea what she's doing with her life

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[november-secrets]

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[youreworsethannicotine]

Also, I just realized it’s been 10 months since I last reblogged anything. That’s like unimaginable for 2013 Abby. 

Anyways, it’s been a long ass time! Sorry for not posting at all, my boyfriend is mostly on FaceBook, and I go through these spurts of not posting anything on one social media site, and posting everything on one. Never been the best with multitasking. 

But, hopefully I’ll be able to post more on here, however, I’ll be heading over to London/Paris on the 28th of November (one day after my birthday, YAY!) so I don’t know if I’ll be posting at all during that. Hell, I won’t even know what my name is after the jetlag will hit me. 

But I’m going to really try and continue with this blog. It’s been a while, but I think it’s time to hopefully go back to whoever I was before I started dating my boyfriend, a little more stylish (I looked back on my old photos), and someone who does makeup a little bit more. 

OH BY THE WAY, I’M A STATE BOARD ESTHETICIAN NOW! 

[youreworsethannicotine]

So, uh, does this thing still work? 

[amnesiaguy]

THE PERSON I HOOK UP WITH RECOGNIZED MY FIC AS MINE AS THEY READ IT BECAUSE THE SEX IN IT REMINDED THEM TOO MUCH OF THE SEX WE’VE HAD………. I WANT TO DIE……………….

[skywalker-anakin]

this deadass sounds like a fic plot

[amnesiaguy]

it’s not my FAULT

[coffeebisexual-archive-deactiva]

NATHANIEL I CANNOT BELIEVE

[incorrect-carryon-quotes]

Simon: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Baz: I’m a knife

[snowbazzle-dazzle]

baz: after years of hunting, you develop very thick skin

penelope: that shirt you’re wearing really isn’t your colour

baz:

simon, covering a crying baz’s ears: nAVY BLUE BRINGS OUT HIS EYES YOU FU

[thatsthat24]

Caught in the Act 💢

[numptytrash-deactivated20200908]

Simon: I’m not gay.

Baz: *wears jeans*

Simon: I may be gayer than originally planned.

[gamgee]

i love this clickbait ad thats straight up calling out owen wilson for war crimes

[raspberryteabag]

Something I did for a friend! ❤️

[thatsthat24]

That Extra Snooze 🕰

[dancingwdinosaurs]

sure, Simon. sure.

[alec-isnt-your-bitch]

@rainbowrowell’s “CARRY ON” just came out here in Portugal! 😍💕

[youreworsethannicotine]

Do you have to wear vans to your vans interview? Im trying to figure out what the hell to wear but im not even sure!

Nope! I didn't wear Vans to my interview. I wore a nice dress, and I think black flats. Just wear whatever you feel comfortable in, just not anything super casual.

[the-best-northwest-deactivated2]

I’m crying because Simon and Newt look like the same person how has no one pointed this out yet ???

[antonymph02]

(Ignore the glare) Poster available for purchase-$20

-R

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[youreworsethannicotine]

I'll grab this!