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[keposhka]

I don’t speculate about celebrities identities or headcanon real people, that’s bad taste. However I do know things.

[strawberry-trellis-deactivated2]

[miserablite]

Room details

[kastland]

parenting

[berryjuices-deactivated20240805]

the end. // my chemical romance

[weloveshortvideos]

[skyakafreckles]

How do you just miss like that?

[tittytaytay]

he did his best

[2winpeaks]

do u think someone ever got their dick sucked in space

[devilpantsu]

you cant get an erection in space. 

[2winpeaks]

why not?

[devilpantsu]

lack of gravity slows blood flow and lowers blood pressure. so you can’t get that space wood. and you cant orgasm without an erection. so the space suck would be disappointing for everyone. 

[2winpeaks]

ok but like what if the aliens have titties

[rockees-deactivated20210616]

a ferocious beast

[naamahdarling]

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

[fearfultemper]

do u ever see a theory and ur like ‘nah the writers aren’t that clever’

[thexfiles]

me meeting jennifer lawrence

me: looking at my phone

jennifer lawrence: Pay Attention to Me

me: looking at my phone

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

[egg-rolls]

the parks and recreation theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Lenin: I have discovered the next stage of Marxism.

Left Communists: You fucked up a perfectly good revolution is what you did. Look at it. It’s got bureaucrats.

[actualdogvines]

“Who’s your best friend?”

[mkeverydays]

[mosesdaniel]

Shot by 15 year old NIGERIAN Photographer David Uzochukwu.

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