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Lila, Skid's dad and Skid: YEAH!
Pump: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
Pump: *Smashes bowl making everyone stop*
Pump: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
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Skid's dad, next to Lila, Skid and Pump: WHO WANT'S TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEARS?!
Lila, Skid's dad and Skid: YEAH!
Pump: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
Pump: *Smashes bowl making everyone stop*
Pump: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
Roy, standing in front of a fully decorated Christmas tree: :)
Ross: Wow, I guess you wanted to celebrate Christmas all along.
Roy, who now has gasoline next to him: >:)
Ross, in a warning tone: Oh, Roy... No...
Roy: *is now holding the canister* >:)
Ross, still using the warning tone: Roy, don't do it!
Roy: *Is dumping it all over the tree*
Ross: *Puts his hands on his hips* Roy, don't you burn that tree down!
Roy: *Has active lighter* >:)
Ross: DO NOT BURN THAT TREE DOWN!
*The tree is now on fire*
Ross: Arghh, you did it...
Radford: It's almost Christmas time! You know what that means?
Roy: Being forced to be happy even though I haven't felt joy in years.
Ross: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table.
Robert: All the stress and anxieties boiling up because of pressure to cook, clean, buy presents, and live up to everyone's perfection standards.
Kevin and Radford: ...
Kevin: We where gonna say “ugly sweater competition”, but you know what? You're going to therapy!
Roy: Dear Santa, I’ve been very good this year.
Roy: Most of the year...
Roy: Once in a while...
Roy: ...
Roy: Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.
Robert: Christmas lights?
Radford: Check.
Ross: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Radford: Check.
Roy: Santa suits?
Radford: Check.
Jerek: Shovel?
Radford: Check.
Kevin: Alibi and bail money?
Radford: Check- wait, WHAT?!
Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty this year... And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard.
Roy, writing a letter to Santa
Radford: Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas.
Kevin: Mentally you’re ready for Christmas???
Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Pump, probably
Pump: You think this Christmas is bad? Picture growing up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia.
Skid: You grew up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia?
Pump: I didn’t say that. I said picture it.
Roy: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Jarek: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
Robert: What are you going to bring to the Christmas dinner?
Roy: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
Kevin: I hope I get run over.
Ross: Aw, come on. It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Kevin: *sighs*
Kevin: Fine. I hope I get run over by a reindeer.
Kevin: What are you going to make for Thanksgiving?
Dexter: Probably a scene.
Kevin: Hey dudes, my boyfriend is coming over for Thanksgiving.
Ross: Really?
Robert, who's said boyfriends brother: Yay! Can’t wait!
Roy: ...Do you not remember what happened last time?
Ross: I don’t even remember.
Roy: He exploded the turkey.
Robert: And Radford said he’ll never do it again.
Pump: Are you going to slap me on Thanksgiving?
Roy: Slapsgiving.
Skid: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Roy: That doesn't exist.
Pump: Not with that attitude.
Radford: *checks out Roberts candy bag from trick or treating and finds an apple*
Radford: Hey, bro, who gave you the apple? *holds up apple*
Robert, getting his makeup off: Huh?
Radford: Who gave you the apple?
Robert: Roy's uncle, Phill.
[Five minutes later]
Radford, at Phill's door: HEY MILLER. *Yeets glass bottle at the door* SUCK IT.