Itsa Spooky Month!

Did they REALLY say these things?? Well there is no legal proof that they didn't off the screen.

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Skid's dad, next to Lila, Skid and Pump: WHO WANT'S TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEARS?!

Lila, Skid's dad and Skid: YEAH!

Pump: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

Pump: *Smashes bowl making everyone stop*

Pump: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

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Roy, standing in front of a fully decorated Christmas tree: :)

Ross: Wow, I guess you wanted to celebrate Christmas all along.

Roy, who now has gasoline next to him: >:)

Ross, in a warning tone: Oh, Roy... No...

Roy: *is now holding the canister* >:)

Ross, still using the warning tone: Roy, don't do it!

Roy: *Is dumping it all over the tree*

Ross: *Puts his hands on his hips* Roy, don't you burn that tree down!

Roy: *Has active lighter* >:)

Ross: DO NOT BURN THAT TREE DOWN!

*The tree is now on fire*

Ross: Arghh, you did it...

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Radford: It's almost Christmas time! You know what that means?

Roy: Being forced to be happy even though I haven't felt joy in years.

Ross: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table.

Robert: All the stress and anxieties boiling up because of pressure to cook, clean, buy presents, and live up to everyone's perfection standards.

Kevin and Radford: ...

Kevin: We where gonna say “ugly sweater competition”, but you know what? You're going to therapy!

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Roy: Dear Santa, I’ve been very good this year.

Roy: Most of the year...

Roy: Once in a while...

Roy: ...

Roy: Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.

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Robert: Christmas lights?

Radford: Check.

Ross: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Radford: Check.

Roy: Santa suits?

Radford: Check.

Jerek: Shovel?

Radford: Check.

Kevin: Alibi and bail money?

Radford: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty this year... And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard.

Roy, writing a letter to Santa

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Radford: Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas.

Kevin: Mentally you’re ready for Christmas???

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Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Pump, probably

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Pump: You think this Christmas is bad? Picture growing up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia.

Skid: You grew up in an orphanage in Nova Scotia?

Pump: I didn’t say that. I said picture it.

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Roy: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

Jarek: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Robert: What are you going to bring to the Christmas dinner?

Roy: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Kevin: I hope I get run over.

Ross: Aw, come on. It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Kevin: *sighs*

Kevin: Fine. I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

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Kevin: What are you going to make for Thanksgiving?

Dexter: Probably a scene.

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Kevin: Hey dudes, my boyfriend is coming over for Thanksgiving.

Ross: Really?

Robert, who's said boyfriends brother: Yay! Can’t wait!

Roy: ...Do you not remember what happened last time?

Ross: I don’t even remember.

Roy: He exploded the turkey.

Robert: And Radford said he’ll never do it again.

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Pump: Are you going to slap me on Thanksgiving?

Roy: Slapsgiving.

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Skid: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Roy: That doesn't exist.

Pump: Not with that attitude.

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Radford: *checks out Roberts candy bag from trick or treating and finds an apple*

Radford: Hey, bro, who gave you the apple? *holds up apple*

Robert, getting his makeup off: Huh?

Radford: Who gave you the apple?

Robert: Roy's uncle, Phill.

[Five minutes later]

Radford, at Phill's door: HEY MILLER. *Yeets glass bottle at the door* SUCK IT.