[mclennonyaoi]

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.

[junglejim4322]

[maelwife]

[redstonedust]

[moonofthenight]

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up then tag 5 people

Thanks for tagging me @prince-simon, I haven't done one of those in ages!!! <3

I cannot choose a favourite playlist so I went with my on repeat:

Dial Drunk - Noah Kahan

Hold Back The River - James Bay

You're Just A Boy (And I'm Kinda The Man) - Maisie Peters

Classic - Sencha Green

Nakna - Omar Rudberg, Victoria Nadine

Tagging (with no pressure): @spookypotato @thechamberofbooks @ninak803 @onlydreamofmysoul @royalwilmon

[spookypotato]

i am so not surprised lmao

thank you for the tag i only just saw it oop

1. The Mountain Song - Tophouse

2. OPSS - Nayt, 3D, Gemitaiz, Mattak

3. (Online Love) - Conan Gray

4. Somebody to love - OneRepublic

5. Champion - Fall Out Boy

uM

good mix?

[loren91]

What we are, it doesn’t matter 💜

[emberc]

🤏 indeed 💗💗

https://twitter.com/emelmadwes/status/1771229277968556259?t=QuhTOaymiQ-gbOh8Dwh_vg&s=19

Wille's hair in ep 6 was perfection

Hi Prinsen!

Btw, I am in love with these pics

The hair 💗

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[lumosinlove]

Reading aloud 💕

[moonofthenight]

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

Tagged by: @prince-simon !!

1. Dial Drunk (with Post Malone) by Noah Kahan

2. Growing Sideways by Noah Kahan

3. Son of Nyx by Hozier

4. Anything But by Hozier

5. All My Love by Noah Kahan

6. Lake Missoula by Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners

7. Your Needs, My Needs by Noah Kahan

8. Cabin out in Nowhere by Smith & Thell

9. Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

10. Music For a Sushi Restaurant by Harry Styles

Tagging, if you want to: @spookypotato @ishotforthestars @whataboutmyfries @fleetingpieces @heyitssmiller

[spookypotato]

pfpfppf love that for you

and thank you for tagging me :3

alright, let's go

1. How does it feel by Tom Grennan

2. Green Eyes by Joseph

3. Coca Zero by Pinguini Tattici Nucleari

4. Risk it all by the vamps

5. Shes got that by we three

6. La storia infinita by Pinguini Tattici Nucleari

7. Chronically Cautious by Braden Bales

8. Bad at Love by We Three

9. Back Home by Andy Grammer

10. Nothing Else Matters by We Three

Can you tell i've gotten back into We Three? ^^'

tagging everyone that wants to!

[chewedcorn]

Baby elephant crossing a river

[wherehappythingsgo]

HIS

LITTLE

TRUNK!!!!!!!

how freaking adorable!!

[makel-grax]

And also a very practical use!

[augustdementhe]

IT’S SNOOTLING!

[chemdoodles]

"I Was Wrong" Dance

[catchymemes]

Art by Anna-Laura

[someemochick]

[sprachgefuehle]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[shitacademicswrite]

[madronasky]

[nightbringer24]

Contrary to popular belief, there are three states a cat in a box might be: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.

- Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help me pay my electicity bills! Being robot is sometimes expensive thing. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Be my personal slave | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Humans® are needlessly sweaty (・A・) | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon your life will be miserable and pointless, dear Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon I’ll make fellow citizens beg for mercy. | PayPal | Patreon

[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

[cookieknights18]

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

[foolishly-snowy]

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

[link-the-feral-anon]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frogrights]

Did the man get his camera

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

[happy-quack]

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

[the-haiku-bot]

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hebbic]

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[reffitt-blog1]

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

[iheartladygaga]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[journallee]

jag älskar dig

likes, rbs, or tips appreciated <3

[earlgrey-lateatnight]

Wille is never still. Simon has realised this after a year of fidgety homework dates, a long leg bouncing next to his in class, and restless nights where Wille reaches for him in his sleep, brow furrowed in concern, making sure he’s still there.

Today they’re lying on the grass by the lake, and Wille’s fiddling. With what, Simon’s not really sure. He’s stretched out on his back, arms behind his head, eyes closed to the mid spring sunshine. They’re probably supposed to be somewhere, but it’s hard to care.

Wille’s head rests on his shoulder, body tucked in close to Simon’s side. Soon he finds the strings on Simon’s hoodie and starts playing, tracing shapes and patterns on Simon’s chest with the knotted ends, idly doodling without ink.

Simon can feel him smiling through the soft fabric. He cracks open an eye, squinting down at Wille’s face.

Wille nuzzles him. One arm slides up to rest around his waist, “I made you a heart.”