every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.

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@spookypotato
every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.
Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up then tag 5 people
Thanks for tagging me @prince-simon, I haven't done one of those in ages!!! <3
I cannot choose a favourite playlist so I went with my on repeat:
Dial Drunk - Noah Kahan
Hold Back The River - James Bay
You're Just A Boy (And I'm Kinda The Man) - Maisie Peters
Classic - Sencha Green
Nakna - Omar Rudberg, Victoria Nadine
Tagging (with no pressure): @spookypotato @thechamberofbooks @ninak803 @onlydreamofmysoul @royalwilmon
i am so not surprised lmao
thank you for the tag i only just saw it oop
1. The Mountain Song - Tophouse
2. OPSS - Nayt, 3D, Gemitaiz, Mattak
3. (Online Love) - Conan Gray
4. Somebody to love - OneRepublic
5. Champion - Fall Out Boy
uM
good mix?
What we are, it doesn’t matter 💜
🤏 indeed 💗💗
https://twitter.com/emelmadwes/status/1771229277968556259?t=QuhTOaymiQ-gbOh8Dwh_vg&s=19
Wille's hair in ep 6 was perfection
Hi Prinsen!
Btw, I am in love with these pics
The hair 💗
Reading aloud 💕
Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.
Tagged by: @prince-simon !!
1. Dial Drunk (with Post Malone) by Noah Kahan
2. Growing Sideways by Noah Kahan
3. Son of Nyx by Hozier
4. Anything But by Hozier
5. All My Love by Noah Kahan
6. Lake Missoula by Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners
7. Your Needs, My Needs by Noah Kahan
8. Cabin out in Nowhere by Smith & Thell
9. Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
10. Music For a Sushi Restaurant by Harry Styles
Tagging, if you want to: @spookypotato @ishotforthestars @whataboutmyfries @fleetingpieces @heyitssmiller
pfpfppf love that for you
and thank you for tagging me :3
alright, let's go
1. How does it feel by Tom Grennan
2. Green Eyes by Joseph
3. Coca Zero by Pinguini Tattici Nucleari
4. Risk it all by the vamps
5. Shes got that by we three
6. La storia infinita by Pinguini Tattici Nucleari
7. Chronically Cautious by Braden Bales
8. Bad at Love by We Three
9. Back Home by Andy Grammer
10. Nothing Else Matters by We Three
Can you tell i've gotten back into We Three? ^^'
tagging everyone that wants to!
Baby elephant crossing a river
HIS
LITTLE
TRUNK!!!!!!!
how freaking adorable!!
And also a very practical use!
IT’S SNOOTLING!
"I Was Wrong" Dance
Art by Anna-Laura
Contrary to popular belief, there are three states a cat in a box might be: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.
- Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett.
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
jag älskar dig
likes, rbs, or tips appreciated <3
Wille is never still. Simon has realised this after a year of fidgety homework dates, a long leg bouncing next to his in class, and restless nights where Wille reaches for him in his sleep, brow furrowed in concern, making sure he’s still there.
Today they’re lying on the grass by the lake, and Wille’s fiddling. With what, Simon’s not really sure. He’s stretched out on his back, arms behind his head, eyes closed to the mid spring sunshine. They’re probably supposed to be somewhere, but it’s hard to care.
Wille’s head rests on his shoulder, body tucked in close to Simon’s side. Soon he finds the strings on Simon’s hoodie and starts playing, tracing shapes and patterns on Simon’s chest with the knotted ends, idly doodling without ink.
Simon can feel him smiling through the soft fabric. He cracks open an eye, squinting down at Wille’s face.
Wille nuzzles him. One arm slides up to rest around his waist, “I made you a heart.”