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Requests will always be open! Astro ships are closed, but astrology questions are always welcome! Search #astrology FAQ to see the most common ones!

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I’ve had a tough night you guys

Plz send smut recs

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Re: Kevin- A man that big can do anything he wants to me and I’d say THANK YOU

Straight out of a textbook FACTS

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I absolutely love reading through your astrology stuff but I don’t know anything about zodiac signs besides a little about my sun sign. So I had to do a little research. Turns out I’m a Capricorn (sun), Gemini (moon), Capricorn (mercury), Cancer (rising). What does any of this mean??? What type of person would fit best with me? (sorry I’m asking a lot, I know you probably have a million of these. thank you if you do answer me!!)

This is the perfect time for me to plug the thing I am most proud of on this blog- my Astro FAQ! (Which you can search at the toolbar in both the app and desktop version I think)

That being said, it doesn’t necessarily say what all of the planets indicate... so here’s my veryyyyyy boiled down version of that

Rising: the sign you present as in your first impression (I.e. I present as a Leo when I first meet people)

Sun: the sign that the majority of people see you as

Moon: the sign only those closest to you can recognize within you

Mercury: how you communicate (I.e. I communicate like an Aquarius)

Venus: how you love/show affection

Mars: how you show aggression or anger

(Those are the basics to start)

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I adore you! since my early hockeyblr days and now

THIS IS MUTUAL

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I'm a pisces sun/aries moon/scorpio rising. Do I win the TK compatibility prize? 😂

YEAH YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THO

10000000000/10

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aqua again. gang gang. do aqua boys do the same? i have prob never met an aqua boy. i only know of them in the nhl 😗. no aquas in my area

oh yeah, they’re very similar, but when an aqua guy falls, he FALLS. he may not tell you he’s in love with you, but he is

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For that aqua comment. Is that why seggy is never in a relationship? Lmao

honestly? yeah. that and his cap venus means he’ll never stop searching for perfection

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aqua here. idk if it’s a common thing for aquas to think they wanna date someone but as soon as they get to know them they get bored and don’t like them anymore. i also don’t wanna be like tied down and commit to promises I can’t keep. I’d rather fantasize about hockey players lol bc real guys aren’t doing it for me. maybe it’s just me but idk

A. You just described all aquarians B. Myself included 😂

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you know what i decided burky is my bf now. we’re both aquas. im open to sharing as long as we get to spend our birthdays and weekends together 👀

I’m entirely cool w this arrangement

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oh my god what advice am i NOT looking for? i’m stressed about getting jobs, i’m stressed about going abroad next semester bc idk anyone on my program, and i’m never going to find a boy i don’t get sick of three weeks in 😖

Those are all really tough things! So I guess my starting advice would be, make a list! I know, a novel concept for an Aries. Take things one thing at a time! So for getting jobs, create a plan, start small, with a great resume. And aries can make friends with anyone, but I know y’all feel immense anxiety about it! Just remember people LOVEEE to talk about themselves (literally astrology is how I make friends because I can psychoanalyze and bond and learn what the person likes all at once!) and as for a boy, I’m not sure I can be of MUCH help there, cause im kind of the same way hahaha

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Libra/Sag here. OMG literally when people try to control me I either ghost them or sprint away lmao. If you’re on the cusp does it change anything? Or it just is what it is lol. So I read that I had Virgo tendencies?

EXACTLY. I never make analysis without thinking it through! I’m not just telling people what they want to hear! haha

And here’s what I say about cusps in my astro FAQ which I think explains it well: What is a cusp?When you were born on the exact day the sun shifted into a different sign.

Do you believe in cusps? Yes and no. I don’t believe that cusp babies can say they’re both ‘Gemini and Cancer!” or shit like that. The sun shifts into signs at an exact time. So you are either a Gemini or a Cancer depending on the time you were born (I’m just using Gem/Canc as an example, this could be for any signs). But I do believe that the energy from the previous sign can sometimes be influential. Just like how people feel the effects of Mercury Retrograde a few weeks before or after  it happens. 

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wait lemme be specific w my chart! sun: aries; moon: capricorn; mercury?: pisces- is that helpful?

ahhhh who with????

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any advice for an aries girl? 🥺

I definitely have advice! What type you looking for Lil bug?

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I should clarify, the more specific you are, the more specific I am!

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any advice for an aries girl? 🥺

I definitely have advice! What type you looking for Lil bug?

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hey how would I be with TK since everyone else is asking; Leo/Leo/libra in the house (and yes I know we ship me and Teuvo to end of time because somehow our charts are decent together)

Lol you’re one of the few I’ve done a super deep chart dive on (because I adore you and your support from the beginning means everything to me) and I still think teuvo is good! So yes my ship still stands!

Don’t hate me- with TK- 4.5/10

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who likes pet names and what would they be? im 100% down to call everyone baby if theyre okay with it

So the first that comes to mind is Burky and I think he’d find it kinda hot if you called him Burky or Burakovsky like damnnnn

Brock Boeser I feel would also be into it? But definitely more traditional like ‘baby’ or ‘sweetie’

I think Nolan Patrick would get really into it once he found the perfect personalized nickname for you!

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I was the libra/sag/sag with seguin. I was just curious why it was tricky 💔 but thanks for your response a million times over. 💕

Sure sweets! So largely it’s on him, not you. His Cap moon throws a wrench in a lot of shit because Aquarius and Cap are not well suited to each other, so he’s an enigma to begin with. But ultimately I said tricky because I think there’s a large chance he might want to control your behavior, which with that much sag, will not fly 😊