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opened up tumblr to see thursday penis gate. what’s happening

Mourning Doves in a Morning Squabble - all settled. 7:36 am. 40° F. March 22, 2026. Cove Island Park Wildlife Sanctuary. Stamford, CT (@dkct25)

did they just re-ban pjackk

#objectively hilarious #that was what. a couple of hours?

I’m so bored at work but if I tell anyone that they’re gonna give me work to do

#instead I will hide in the bathroom

fredersen

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

littlestpersimmon

Free Ornamentation III. This work is dedicated to the public domain ♡

shiftythrifting

a small price to pay for Snail Table, in my opinion

every house needs a snable

valeriapryanikova

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

w-a-r-r-i-o-r-s

juniper-petunia

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

ducttapehoney

hi. it’s rae ducttapehoney. so. i don’t normally do this, but my cat chihiro has presented with vomiting multiple times today, as well as coughing and wheezing. she jerks her head forward every time she swallows as if there is something stuck but she only threw up when i attempted the heimlich + turned her upside down at a diagonal and firmly patted her back to try and dislodge anything. she’s stable for the moment but her vet advised me to come by if she wasn’t better by morning.

i know times are really tough for everyone right now but if you enjoy my humor/mcrposting or even the pictures of her that i post and you are in a position that allows you to do so, i would really appreciate if you could help me out. i’m a trans guy who has a job/internship for the summer as well as a gigging church musician but that gig pays max $175 a month. i have not been paid yet at my new internship because of issues with hr and payroll at my university. even then, i make $10 an hour and just paid rent. this cat is literally my baby and has helped me through so much with my depression so if you’re in a position to help my cashapp is $raerae182. i am also actively looking for a third job because i hate not being able to provide for myself and things like this are exactly why. i don’t know how she’ll be in the morning but i’m probably going to take her anyways so i’d like to have at least $200 to cover whatever testing/imaging they might need to do on her.

tldr; mexican-american trans man needs assistance with vet bill for emotional support cat presenting with gastrointestinal symptoms. cashapp $raerae182

jenny-holzer

dumnslut

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.