Spooky J. Weaselbones

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Halloween Fun Fax 2025!

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Horoscopes for everyone!

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And fuck math, btw. What the hell is long division? Just keep making guesses till the numbers get tired? Fuck offffffffff

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In order to understand why the metric system is better, please read the following text aloud in an obnoxious Australian accent:

🇦🇺How many gallons is a cubic yard ya fuck??🇦🇺

🦘How many feet is 1,078 sixteenths of an inch, cunt?🦘

🐨How many pounds does a tablespoon of water weigh dickhead?🐨

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I think Zuck’s bunker is Plan A. Like, I don’t think he built it “just in case.”

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The AI writing style is a very un-mysterious thing to people who have been on Reddit for long enough

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What’s your favorite movie that was based on a book

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What it’s like being a puppeteer

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I’m so confounded by the existence of normcore furries

You’re gonna invite society’s judgement, you’re gonna drop car down payment cash, you’re gonna jump through the logistical hoops, all just to be like “I’m Ryan I’m a fox I wear golf shirts”

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MACBETH

If we should fail—

LADY MACBETH

We fail?

But screw your courage to the sticking place

And we’ll not fail. When Duncan is asleep

(Whereto the rather shall his day’s hard journey

Soundly invite him), his two chamberlains

Will I with wine and wassail so convince

That memory, the warder of the brain,

Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason

A limbeck only. When in swinish sleep

Their drenchèd natures lies as in a death,

What cannot you and I perform upon

Th’ unguarded Duncan? What not put upon

His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt

Of our great quell?

MACBETH

what?

LADY MACBETH

What?

MACBETH

Honey have you been getting enough sleep?

LADY MACBETH

Pray what dost thou mean?

MACBETH

You just told me to ‘screw my courage to the sticking place.’

LADY MACBETH

No I didn’t

MACBETH

Do you have a fever or something

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Wanted to learn how to create custom skins for Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, so converted a couple of my models as practice. They can be downloaded at my [ Misc Mods page. ]

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In the future, everyone will be CEO of nothing

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In the future, everyone will be CEO of nothing

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Taste the juicy voltage! And (optionally) own this Polaroid:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4489062093/zap-o-licious-original-polaroid