Spooky J. Weaselbones

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Horoscopes for everyone!

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Ending every text with “lol ahh” so nobody knows my age

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Got some new threads courtesy of Mr. Cramble so I thought I'd celebrate by making a side-by-side with the waldo device since I haven't done one in a while

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Hello new followers 💚 reburbing to show how I control the character

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So, one of Reddit’s favorite trains of thought is this anti-intellectual idea that people are pretending to like any movie that has any shred of creativity in it. They love to ask questions like, “What allegedly classic movie is actually pretentious and boring?”

I wanted to explore this and so offered some of my own variations:

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Workin’ on a font oh workin on a font

Will it work

I don’t know

When will it be ready

I don’t know

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Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

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I never really put two and two together, that reddit’s obsession with correctness makes them piss easy to troll, but in retrospect it’s so obvious

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Okay last one

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Krow has a habit stealthily of bestowing gifts on me I can never possibly hope to repay

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Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

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I never really put two and two together, that reddit’s obsession with correctness makes them piss easy to troll, but in retrospect it’s so obvious

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Okay last one

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Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

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I never really put two and two together, that reddit’s obsession with correctness makes them piss easy to troll, but in retrospect it’s so obvious

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Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

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So I finally heard an AI song by accident

It's called Fresh Strawberries, allegedly by something called Wekapi. I ran across it while searching for songs about strawberries, and then I listened to it four times in a row, laughing harder and harder and harder at this extremely specific brand of toddlerish nonsense.

You don't have to listen to it, in fact I can't defend doing so on any ethical grounds, but just reading the lyrics doesn't quite give the experience. Nevertheless here are the "lyrics", which I had to transcribe because of course I did.

Fresh strawberries c'mah fill that summer smile

My strawberry dream is very nice

My strawberry's gream is very ice

My strawberry dream is strawberry ight

It's that time of year again

Strawberry time, strawberry time!

A 'do berry season's here my friend

Oh yes it's here!

The little berry stand is open wide,

C'mon over, step inside!

Mon in strawberry time, strawbeh plants and strabbry behd

Blossoms shine white green and red

Big ones small ones, sweet'n bright

Summer tastes like strawberries day and night,

All day and night long!

My strawberry dream is very nice,

Strawberry dream; very nice

Yes my strawberry dream is very nice

Strawberry dream: very augh

Strawberry stream is berry nice

Strawberries very ice!

Strawberry cream n' thinernee-ice

Strawberry ice!

Stawberry piptch't up hav'na far (brick 'em on!)

Strawberries give us power and charm (whirr!)

The little berry stand is open now (oOgh!)

Come and get them wow, wow, wow! (wow wow!)

Cups and bowls, and bassiks too! (Fill 'em up!)

Everybody wants a few (or maybe cup?)

Cover that wagon, roll a leg (sleem a roo!)

One loves berries all day and night long! (all day and long!)

My strawberry dream is very nice

Strawberry'd very nice

Yes my strawberry dream is very nice

Strawberry very nice

Strawberry scream is very ice

Strawberries, berry ice

Strawberries scream and more, yus

Strawberry ice!

[fiddle solo that sort of forgets to be a fiddle solo]

Straw--[stereo switch]BERRY

Nye young (Nye young!)

Strawberr-o yes we can (love it!)

The little berry stand is open wide,

Come and taste the summer side (summer taste!)

Putting ice cream sweet and nice (ice and sweet!)

Spat'n wine's for grownups fine (Cups for us!)

Kid drinks strawberry juice (awfs?) and that's just fiiiine!

Fresh strawberries c'mon feel that summer smile,

My strawberry dream is very nice

Yes my strawberry dream is very nice

Strawberry dream very nice

Yes my strawberry dream is very nice

Strawberry'd very nice!

Strawberries dream is very nice

Strawberrehs very ice!

Strawdberries cream and morrin' ice!

Strawberry ice!

Fresh strawberries c'mon feel that summer smile my strawberry dream is very nice.

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Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

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Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

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Drew’d my friend Lucy

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