i no longer love smoked cheeses on costco croissan

🎷🐜horace🎷🐜 |any pronouns| libras dni im biting you all

[spoonass69]

fweebleweeble..

[spoonass69]

goodmorning chat my mother is stalking all of my social media pages except for this one and i want all of you to know that she is a bullshit (i am a married adult who lives completely independently from her and pays taxes and has a job and has her blocked on everything)

[spoonass69]

did you guys also know i need to lock in and start using this blog again because i'm about to be banned on tik tok for like the 3rd time for posting my luscious luscious cheeks jiggling in a mini skirt. what has the world come to.

[spoonass69]

Did you guys know my boyfriend just sneezed on me and I felt the droplets literally on every part of my body

[catcrumb]

[solarspan]

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

[maxgilardi-deactivated20250515]

never ever ever gets old

[slunch]

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[spoonass69]

i have reflexively opened tik tok a total of 4 times in the past 10 minutes since it's been gone. struggling.

[spoonass69]

back to posting on here now that tik toks gone i guess lol

[charl0ttan]

if i was food emperor i would legalize food. this should be like the primary goal of the food emperor

[charl0ttan]

however if i was poison emperor i would probably be putting as much poison in all the food as i can. so theres nuance to the issue i suppose

[eljardineroguapo420]

[olive-gardens-breadstick]

[1eos]

'80 degrees in november we're cooked' and yet you still use chatgpt as a search engine

[lakemojave]

ALL THREE OF YOU ARE GHOULS YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!

[lakemojave]

It makes me fucking sick to see both Biden AND trump taking credit for this. The ceasefire is only possible thanks to the immense willpower and pressure put on by the resistance and resilience of the Palestinian people. The only recognition these men deserve is making their fucking faces meet the pavement

[spoonass69]

its literally just me and my 6 pack of Costco chicken stock out here against the world rn

[spoonass69]

i wish tumblrs search function on your blog would actually work. all i want in this world is to find my old "corn on the cob as a metaphor for foreskin" posts

[spoonass69]

while on my quest i came across a post thread from when I was 16 and fully argued with someone about dantes inferno being a self insert fanfic despite the fact that i have literally never read dantes inferno and i know nothing about it. i need to start doing stuff like that again. where did my spark go.