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Siren!Bruce au:
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Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
DEAR READER

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space šø
Xuebing Du

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Kiana Khansmith

Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane

Love Begins

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JVL
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Origami Around
NASA

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Sandman Hope!Hob au:
part 1 || part 2 || part 3
Siren!Bruce au:
background post(s):
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Shane hollander just like me fr bc I too have a complicated relationship with my mother who I know loves me, a poor relationship with food and am gay, like completely
i will be honest i really popped off with this map renderer
let's go on a beautiful adventure
You bro you been to the Beans Islands? No they aren't shaped like beans theyre shaped like Beans. No not like beans the food, Beans the word. I dont know. Man do I look like a geologist? A geophysicist? Im just asking if youve been to the Beans Islands. I know you wanna know how they formed in such a way that it resembles the english language- no i agree its a statistical miracle theyre shaped that way- i get it- MAN I JUST WANNA KNOW IF YOU TRIED THE MARINATED PULLED PORK THEY HAVE. ITS INCREDIBLE. goddamn
biting off more than i can chew. but. well. i guess i like to bite
some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things
Not sure if anyone else noticed but I think its really cute that all the pike girls are named after precious gems and stones. Not sure if it was intentional but theyre basically calling all the girls beautiful and precious all the time š„¹š©µ
re: ilya sexts
shane gets mad af over this so he buys a new computer in california and makes an anonymous account there [doesn't want the ip address to track to montreal] so he can post some of the ones he gets which are VERY different
'please please please baby i will crawl on hands and knees to you just to get one taste of your sweet pussy'
'i dream about how good it is with you, fuck you make me feel so fucking good'
'i think i can come just from hearing you say my name. love the way it sounds coming out of your perfect mouth, sweetheart'
'baby please let me come see you i need it so bad need it so fucking bad say yes and i will book the next flight'
and people are like who tf is this baddie????? ilya finds out and is so turned on he literally blows shane's back out the next time they hook up
shane donates the laptop btw this is the only reason he bought it
that's me reading this message holy fucikdmbnhijkl,mndbghdjkl
happy pride month !!
Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.
The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)
The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.
(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)
The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.
Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"
And. Well.
Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.
Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"
@munsons-mutiny It is a crime to leave this in the tags. I would give my firstborn to see your ideas in fic form.
I think I may already owe you my soul just for getting to read your continuation of the idea. How does it feel to be better than someone on their own post?
Finding the time for your past
Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville
no please I can be better
Piss off
TINY CRITTERS
chubby babies chubby babies so cute
Bruce forwarding Wayne Enterprises advertisement emails to Tim for him to deal with only to realise too late he's actually been sending them to Jason.
He only finds out as he's driving down town and sees a giant billboard reading 'Wayne Enterprises. Our CEO is getting plowed by Superman. Can you say the same for yours?'
Suprisingly, the share price goes up.
Just remembered troye sivan played young logan in wolverine origins, and I think it would be HILARIOUS to see trix and bruce react to seeing a) logan as a child and 2) logan tooling kike troye sivan now before he beefed up.
Like imagine them seeing these two pictures (VERY ROUGH PICSART EDITS MY BAD BRO)
I just feel like they would have very big feelings about it, I imagine the first one being taken before logan got sick and the second one being taken when he was like 26 or something
Just something I thought you may enjoy thinking about :p
The fact that Troy Sivan played wolverine is a plague that haunts me because all I can think about is that one snl skit with TimothƩe Chalamet (you know that one) and it makes me sick (in a good way)
Trix would probably die if someone somehow found a picture of Loagn as a child because sheād just be like ālook at my boy!! What did they do to my boy!!ā And cry for like a hour as she puts it next to a picture of Bruce around the same age and then just cryās some more. ļæ¼(also because thereās probably not any photos of him at that age that have survived through the years)
Bruce wouldnāt know what to do seeing Logan any age that isnāt how he is now because Logan has looked the same age for literally an eon he probably hadnāt even thought Logan could look that young let alone him being a fruity twink (lmao)
I had a vision.
When Dick was a teenager and at odds with Bruce, he tried to get a piercing as a form of rebellion. He heard from his friends that their parents totally flipped, so he got himself an earring.
Blue, gaudy, and bedazzled.
When he showed up to the manor with it, he made sure to strut in front of Jason and pretend he didnāt care that his little brother was practically fawning over how cool he looked.
The moment Bruce came into the room, Dick was expecting a huge confrontation and a yelling match, like his friends had all said would happen.
Instead, Bruce lit up and smiled at Dick before leaving the room in a hurry.
Jason and Dick exchanged confused glances before Bruce came back holding a picture and beaming proudly.
The picture is of teen Bruce with a whole bunch of piercings, looking like an ethereal vampire. Snake bites that made it look like he had fangs, industrial, lobe, septum, bridge, etc. Just a lot.
The boys are slack-jawed at their Dad looking like that while Bruce is fondly telling him about all the piercings he had and how he wished he had more, but Alfred wouldnāt let him
āI also had a belly piercing. Ollie convinced me to get that one back at boarding school.ā Bruce said wistfully, reminiscing about his intense goth era when he didnāt have to worry too much about public perception.
Dick is mortified because for more than half a second he actually thought his Dad was super cool again. Jason is ooh-ing and awe-ing at the picture.
When Dick does back his apartment, he considers taking the piercing out and letting the hole close up, but he feels slightly bad since Bruce was trying to connect with him.
I've never had someone fuck up my bangs this bad before, im crying, they look choppy and awful, what the fuck, I had photos of what I wanted ON MY OWN HEAD, what the hell happened???