I want so much more then they've got planned

Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever. - Walt Disney

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

you gotta promote your girl like a mixtape, let everyone know you got that fire

[hardcockforhitchcock]

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Season 3, Episode 10

[hooked-on-hookah-deactivated202]

me: what can possibly go wrong tho anxiety: i’m glad you asked

[oldresidentdistrict-deactivated]

[birchpleaze]

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

[thejunglenook]

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

[keantha]

Reblogged for that story

[violent-darts]

Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.

[fictionalarewe-blog]

Sometimes you fall for someone you never expected, but that doesn’t mean it’s wrong.

-HIMYM, Barney S8.E10 (via fezzes-arecool)

[amikans]

[melonmemes]

[thedreamyworldd]

GOD 🔥

[sommerlanding]

[rozabelikovi]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every time I cook something, I imagine Gordon Ramsey trying it and then freaking out and telling me it tastes like shit.

[wildflower-murals-blog]

the beginning of 2016: 

now:

[adeles]

Who am I? I am a girl who loves my island. I’m the girl who loves the sea. It calls me. I am Moana.

[whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid]

[sherlock-addict]

I’m sorry. I just had to.

[himym-confessions]

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.