dude, get on the bed

i mean couch.

[sadistas]

Have these small doodles

[bpdbuttercup]

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

[tylerjosephotos]

[p0rt-deactivated20181128]

[milkmaidmilf]

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

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30 day free trial of being ok

[tylerjosephotos]

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[tylerjosephotos]

[kakochii]

[tylerjosephotos]

[holdingntoyou]

[tylerjosephotos]

[foggysuggestion]

u know i’ve tried to be heartless before but the cold honest truth is that i am ALL heart,,., ,, 110% soft, squishy, temperpedic heart that i am ready to love the WHOLE world with

[pantaloonwarrior]

[tylerjosephotos]

[tylerjosephotos]