ooooihh when i getcha. oooooooh you don't wanna be there when i getcha. i might cry a little. might sob at the gravity of the loss i'm about to experience. because i'm gonna getcha.
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ooooihh when i getcha. oooooooh you don't wanna be there when i getcha. i might cry a little. might sob at the gravity of the loss i'm about to experience. because i'm gonna getcha.
Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry
computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill
Lilac breasted roller, surveying the insect buffet on the savanna.
attack #7 (finally...) ! revenge on @haveashran with t'pora (left) and k'mpec (right)
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.
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Stephen King’s Fujo
yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold
a picture of Sweet Pea and Nettle on a too-hot August afternoon, finished over several real life too-hot August afternoons
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
taking notes
GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none
Ship Tournament, Round 3 — Match 5 / 7
Ansur/Wyll
"I think Wyll should have got draconic sorcery (by kissing the Emperor's ex)."
vs. Minthara/Orin
"Do the nominated relationships have to be healthy? Because this is not. Toxic yuri to the max. You can either have it with one side brainwashed to do the other's bidding, or after, where it'd surely end horribly, in death of at least one of the parties. Orin is messed up beyond help, and Minthara isn't merciful. Which can be juicy."
Which ship do you prefer?
Ansur/Wyll
Minthara/Orin
not to keep beating this horse but the further we get into this arc of jinx lore the more i realise that a lot of people GENUINELY think that biology is some top tier sacred thing and that not having a kid you're related to is a tragedy
the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.
It has always been possible. It is still possible.