Beauty Queen

DeLuxe

[sleazeburger]

[meladoodle]

i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians

[teencry]

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

[wiltedxrosez]

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

[sportsclogs]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[lotapani-deactivated20150807]

WHY!!!!! DO STRAIGHT MEN!! GET MARRIED!!!!!! IF THEY FIND HAVING A WIFE A BURDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[romanticfarmer-deactivated20160]

I’m the friend who gets roasted in the group chat but is just happy to be a part of something

[sportsclogs]

grapeboxes:

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

[prettyboystyles]

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

[egberts]

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

[sportsclogs]

*looks at clock*

Me: Crap. I have to be somewhere in six hours. Time to start psyching myself up.

[sportsclogs]

me sexting

boy: what u wearin? ;)

me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

[8-bitfiction]

[commisure]

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

[sassypanda21]