HELLOOOOOOOO IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU

HELLO TUMBLR USER, I AM ARTEGUS. I'VE HAD SEX MORE TIMES THAN YOUR MOM AND WITH YOUR MOM ALSO. I'M THE KING OF THE ICE DRAGONS and very glad to meet you. join my company?

[sartco-vidallas]

what exactly all does your company do? I see the name around a lot, but I haven't figured out what your service actually is

What doesn't our company do? While we're still getting back on our feet (please excuse our mess), our history includes trans-dimensional railway networks, interplanetary colonization, mass production of food and other goods, creating affordable housing, eldritch magic, and more! Whatever your skills are, you'll surely enjoy being employed with us.

[sprankal]

We also do:

Dental

Mass-murder As Required (JUST CAUSE REQUIRED)

Missing Persons

Dinosaur Production

Factory Productions

Writing Services And more! If you've got an inquiry, it's always worth asking~ We're an ever-expanding evil corporation!

[friendlyneighborhood-spiderquinn]

Finding or causing missing persons? An important distinction to make, I think

[sprankal]

Well, traditionally finding but I'm sure we could cause missing persons as well~

[sartco-vidallas]

what exactly all does your company do? I see the name around a lot, but I haven't figured out what your service actually is

What doesn't our company do? While we're still getting back on our feet (please excuse our mess), our history includes trans-dimensional railway networks, interplanetary colonization, mass production of food and other goods, creating affordable housing, eldritch magic, and more! Whatever your skills are, you'll surely enjoy being employed with us.

[sprankal]

We also do:

Dental

Mass-murder As Required (JUST CAUSE REQUIRED)

Missing Persons

Dinosaur Production

Factory Productions

Writing Services And more! If you've got an inquiry, it's always worth asking~ We're an ever-expanding evil corporation!

[sprankal]

I want to issue a formal apology for my behavior last night, and do please imagine the accompanying ukelele. I certainly shouldn't have grabbed and chased and really just tormented Maximillian like I did, and you know? I like to think I've grown and learned as a person.

And for the Forgotten, I feel as if you were just rather displeased with my antics tonight and you know, sorry about that love, do give a tell on what's overly much and what isn't, mm?

[lambnameddog]

since you've dragged all of these people into your playhouse, do you have a favourite amongst them?

I DO NOT !!!!! picking favorites is unkind!! everyone has been nothing but kind and lovely, if i had to pick a favorite then it is everybody!!!!!

[sprankal]

You know i'm your favorite, love,don't play coy !!! >;)c

[sprankal]

Dear [Hiring Manager],

Is Sart Co. still hiring? I'm very interested in the [Job Title] position within your company but I would like to ask, what do the wages and employee benefits look like? Furthermore, would you consider your company to be competitive in the job market compared to the [0 Listings Found] jobs across the muttliverse?

Thank you for your time, I am very [Emotion] to hear more about this opportunity!

Best,

[Prospective Employee Name]

Love this is a fantastic template and actuallty I think everyone'd best start sending these in with your personal information. Do remember though, that we definitely need information like your SSN probably.

wages is dinosaurs or maybe emeralds, and of course a bed at the SartCO CEO Headquarters >;)c

[sprankal]

gun to your head, what's your favourite dinosaur

and and, follow up question, what would you create if you could invent your own whole new dinosaur

Favorite dinosaur is deeeeeefinitely any of the ones that break blocks. Follow-up is Tiktaalik because it bites my partners. Third on the list is postosuchus because I like it.

If i could invent my OWN dinosaur it would be some kind of sexysaurus. I think it would be small and fuckery-filled and also able to move blocks. I think it would nip and bite but only for fun >;)c

[sprankal]

ohhh artegusssss helloooooo:) Hello, Artegus! HI HI HI HEY THERE! hello,

Helloooooooo HELLOOOO HElloo Hello Hi there >;)c

[yourfriendthestranger]

Hello, hello! HELLO,

[sprankal]

oOOHOHHHHH it's YOU! Helloooo >;)cccc

[sprankal]

ohhh artegusssss helloooooo:) Hello, Artegus! HI HI HI HEY THERE! hello,

Helloooooooo HELLOOOO HElloo Hello Hi there >;)c

[sprankal]

you did the what to the what in the what

WHAAAT? No, I did no such thing and really shame on you for even suggesting it

[sprankal]

you're so like, open, i don't even know what to ask you. actually wait whatcha pronouns

Heeeeeee/him but really, love, use whatever's funniest in the moment, you understand? I'll forgive a little misgendering if it's for a good laugh~

[sprankal]

you could ask me what me and the forgotten did in that aisle, if you wanted >;)c

[sprankal]

you're so like, open, i don't even know what to ask you. actually wait whatcha pronouns

Heeeeeee/him but really, love, use whatever's funniest in the moment, you understand? I'll forgive a little misgendering if it's for a good laugh~

[sprankal]

would you fuck your clone and would you consider that gay or just like, jerking off

i Would fuck my clone and it would be both gay and jerking off and not even because he's my clone, but just because I'm incredibly talented at projecting. I could fuck Vidallas and it would be both gay and jerking off, even though technically speaking it's really just neither ;)