The Beginning of it All

I very rarely remember to tag stuff (i.e. I dont use tags) | You can call me Tortie, She/Her, 19 | Terfs, Nazis, Pedophiles/MAPs DNI. I will not hesitate to punch you. | Sideblog: @tortie-tales | Picrew: https://picrew.me/share?cd=PyZYTwo3kp

[tortie-cat]

Uninstalling this app for awhile. Peace ✌️

[assdare]

Soon™

[assdare]

[realshinjiikari]

Reblogging this a year in advance

[no-psi-nan]

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

[stinkysugarcube]

bleps and hair tugging dorks

[polararts]

My Scheming dads.

[roboco-san]

back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

[cungadero]

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

[vltfemmes]

tried to show a coworker a picture of my dog and scrolled past this in my photo library

[jaubaius]

Moses entertains fans

[healingmachinewithskeletoninside]

He… parted the red sea

[la-mancha-screwjob]

@apocrypals

[low-poly-yuri]

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

what

[low-poly-yuri]

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

[vang0bus]

actually its a decagon

[vang0bus]

careful apollo might hear you

[yotaasuke]

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

[i-am-dulaman]

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox

[gandalfsbignaturals]

this is why fractals were invented btw

[justpastryvideos]

x

[smallercommand]

okay, 1) he has a (chocolate) seal. I don’t know what to do with that. 2) Is there a method to when he does/doesn’t wear gloves? Is it the sugar content of the make?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[roach-works]

honestly i think real knights did this shit back then too

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[cannilyuncanny]

Image description: a desert landscape, in which flowers are growing through the cracks in the sundried-earth. The dryer part of the landscape is labeled “life’s difficulties” and the flowers are labeled, “your efforts, blooming still.” End ID

[zoologica42]

Please pause to let this little guy across your dash (he has places to be)

[strongermonster]

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

[supreme-leader-stoat]

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

[catchymemes]

[veter-dan]

This is the content that keeps me on this site 24/7

[kingscrown666]

Table tennis

[beardedmrbean]

Looks like someone is upset with the automatic feeder

[elissiaro]

Oh the cruelty of this world!

Can you not see that your poor Mittens is WASTING AWAY mother? Father?

Naught but skin and fur stretched over brittle bones...

And still you lock away my sustenance in this eldritch contraption of thunder and plastic!

Only releasing the most meager of crumbs but a few times each day!

Simply watching and LAUGHING as this gentle cat is slowly reduced to dust upon the kitchen floor...

[the-haiku-bot]

Only releasing

the most meager of crumbs but

a few times each day!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.