#muttlirp

[sprankal]

Dear [Hiring Manager],

Is Sart Co. still hiring? I'm very interested in the [Job Title] position within your company but I would like to ask, what do the wages and employee benefits look like? Furthermore, would you consider your company to be competitive in the job market compared to the [0 Listings Found] jobs across the muttliverse?

Thank you for your time, I am very [Emotion] to hear more about this opportunity!

Best,

[Prospective Employee Name]

Love this is a fantastic template and actuallty I think everyone'd best start sending these in with your personal information. Do remember though, that we definitely need information like your SSN probably.

wages is dinosaurs or maybe emeralds, and of course a bed at the SartCO CEO Headquarters >;)c

[sartco-vidallas]

We're looking into starting a transit line! Message me the coordinates of your house if you'd like a train line to stop there.

[sartco-vidallas]

what exactly all does your company do? I see the name around a lot, but I haven't figured out what your service actually is

What doesn't our company do? While we're still getting back on our feet (please excuse our mess), our history includes trans-dimensional railway networks, interplanetary colonization, mass production of food and other goods, creating affordable housing, eldritch magic, and more! Whatever your skills are, you'll surely enjoy being employed with us.

[sartco-vidallas]

Just got word that my inbox was closed. So sorry about that, I've never used Tumblr before. It should be fixed now.

[sprankal]

I want to issue a formal apology for my behavior last night, and do please imagine the accompanying ukelele. I certainly shouldn't have grabbed and chased and really just tormented Maximillian like I did, and you know? I like to think I've grown and learned as a person.

And for the Forgotten, I feel as if you were just rather displeased with my antics tonight and you know, sorry about that love, do give a tell on what's overly much and what isn't, mm?

[friendlyneighborhood-spiderquinn]

[friendlyneighborhood-spiderquinn]

[clairdeluneytoon]

good night from slinky!!!!