bakery of life/faith verse
Will upload this to ao3 later as the first chapter and post it
if there is anything you dislike about your character tell me 🙂 (I do not give a fuck, especially you freaky one)
(This fic is technically an AU so any non canon things are artistic choice)
Loves animals, hates waffles, contrarian, hates Harry Potter, keeps trying to forcefem sister, hates bigotry, fan of the feminarchy, woke. Generally loud, strong stance and opinions on all topics, slight schizo-typal personality, loves being right (and women), occasionally annoying, tired of this bs, acts tough constantly but secretly can chill out when she’s comfortable has a lot of hidden affection for all in the polycule, love language- acts of service. Enjoys writing and publishing several books about social injustice and the feminarchy, etc (and yaoi) love language - speech
Mal - malevolent belief translator (25 she/her)
Faith’s assistant writer, editor, writer and publisher, helps fund the polycule. Has a more moderate stance on general issues, more laid back but tends to act like a Victorian child. Simple lifestyles, keeps the wild personalities of the polycule in check. Just a chill guy. Love language - quality time.
Intra - good faith interpreter (24 she/her)
Outgoing, similar to faith but rather than focusing on the issues of society focuses on the upsides, optimist. Caring, loving, also a writer, writes self help books, and fictional stories (and Yuri ofc). Very positive and helps the polycule stay optimistic and happy. Love language- words of affirmation.
No faith interpreter (28 she/her)
Just a chill guy. Unemployed, no opinions on anything. Lwk a chud but everyone loves her for it. No major personality traits, plot device. Love language - words of affirmation
Nessie - nihilism faith interpreter (23 she/her)
Nihilist, not depressed, but not necessarily not still thinks there’s value to life despite not being a larger purpose. Despite seeming cold on the outside, actually very warm and passionate one you get to know her. Unemployed (fuck the economy) based as hell for being nihilist. Love language - touch
Rival faith interpreter - (27 she/her)
Yet another contrarian, her whole deal is being faith’s rival, unfortunately its very one sided, and faith doesn’t hold beef with her until they directly argue, apart from that identical to faith (animus to lovers arc?) love language - speech
Eissen - immortal-faith-interpreter (she/her (maybe idk) age: ?)
Mysterious Eldritch being who kinda just appeared one day, not sure about her whole deal but she seems to like twisting words, as most mystical beings seem to. The economy is so fucked, even she can’t afford to live alone. Love language - touch
Newton - indifferent faith interpreter (25 she/her)
The balancing force of the polycule, bearing a lot of responsibility, frequently taking care of and managing her house mates. She tends to be indifferent towards most conflicts and debates that happen between house mates. Rather chill and another house earner, having a job as a graphic designer. Love language - acts of service.
Cannibal-faith-interpreter (24 she/her)
Cannibal (no shit) everybody knows, they just chose to ignore it, it’s above their paygrade.frequently described as “lovable dumbass” . On more than one equation has brought members of the polycule human bones, like a cat dropping a mouse at the foot of a bed. Nobody trusts her cooking though. Very eccentric and surprisingly chill for a cannibal (a media stereotype cannibal) love language - touch (or gifts if they’re body parts)
Yuri-faith-interpreter (25 she/her)
YURI, very Yuri filled lesbian, she writes Yuri, and lives in a “Yuri dungeon” (basement library filled with Yuri) she also works with faith sometime but prefers writing on her own. Very joyous lesbian. Love language - touch.
Inverted-faith-interpreter (24 she/her)
She was dropped in her head as a child and got damage to the parietal lobe, impairing her spacial reasoning skills. Due to this, she frequently does things inverted. Writes and reads upside etc. rather chill and lightehearted despite this. Love language - acts of service.
Faith-filled-misinterpreter (25 she/her)
Unemployed and kind of a chud (said lovingly) lives by the verse John 6:7 “and as the lord commanded, to have a job is to sin” very Christian, her favorite Yuri is the bible. Love language - the word of the lord
Shirley - surely-serious-interpreter (26 she/her)
A slightly less eccentric member of the polycule, tends to be the voice of reason in their general antics. Tends to be more fair and reasonable as well as serious, does have a bubbly personality despite everything. Love language - acts of service
Ree - good-faith-interpreter (27 she/her)
The same characteristics as faith, likes to give people benefit of the doubt, essentially an optimistic version of faith. (I just really don’t want to write faiths whole paragraph again and I’m above copy paste) love language - speech
Moth - best-faith-interpreter (26 she/her)
Will be queen one day, yet again very similar to faith but far more royal and extravagant, lives in the basement between Yuri faith and gay faith (yet still cannot afford this economy) love language - acts of service
Optimism-faith-misinterpreter (23 she/her)
Optimistic, care free (unemployed) she happily does a lot of work around the house, keeps the vibe light and balances out the more pessimistic of the group. Nothing ca ever break her stride. Love language - happy with anything
Raine - gay-faith-interpreter (23 he/him)
Lives in the basement as well, only man in the polycule, as opposed to Shirley, is the chaotic force of the polycule. Love language - touch
Worsefaithinterpreter (26 she/ her)
Yet another chaotic force of the group, not necessarily a pessimist, just wrathful, (more lore will be developed later, I’m tired and she’s new) love language - acts of service
Inexplicably appears to be a 1960’s Chicago mobster. Works directly for faith, but will for other polycule members if you ask nicely, very nice and always gets the job done. The time shenanigans may have something to do with the eldritch being inhabiting the house. Also has a long standing lesbian relationship with faith who she calls “bouss” Love language - acts of service (duh)
@bad-faith-misinterpreter - faith
@malevolent-belief-translator
@good-faith-interpreter - intra
@good-faith-correctinterpreter - coral
@nihilism-faith-misinterpreter - nessie
@immortal-faith-misinterpreter - eissen
@indifferent-faith-interpreter - newton
@cannibal-faith-interpreter
@yuri-faith-misinterpreter
@inverted-faith-misinterpreter
@faith-filled-misinterpreter
@surely-serious-interpreter - shirley
@good-faith-misinterprenter - ree
@optimism-faith-misinterpreter
@freaky-faith-interpreter - jeff koons
