hey. my name's caine. people also call me cannibal but they shouldn't because that's not my name
pronouns are they/them. use them or die.
yes i'm a cannibal. do you think someone would go on the internet and lie? no i'm not going to stop. don't waste your breath. yes it is still cannibalism if the victim is an interpreter even if they aren't human. i will hear no arguments to the contrary.
sometimes i get scandalous so block "#suggestive" to spare yourself.
i've got a lot of posts on this god-forsaken website and a lot of tags to sort them. the ones for post types are:
#questions : for the nonsense people ask me. usually anonymous.
#the cannibal speaks: for my own posts
#cannibal hours: for posts talking about cannibalism
#misinterpretation hours: for posts where i confuse people for fun. doesn't happen often. sad!
#caine certified bangers: for reblogs of posts i like.
#my new job: for posts about my current job. yes the company is evil but this is a cannibalism blog. your cries fall on deaf ears.
the ones for the few people i care about or routinely interact with are:
#adachi rei fan: rei: for worsefaithinterpreter--you pick a fight with hir you pick a fight with me and vice versa.
#my roommate: you'll never guess what this is for. no she doesn't know and no she does not have tumblr. also my girlfriend. uses she/her.
#faith's dog serva: for the-faithful-henchwoman. i doubt it'll get much more use.
#newton tag: for indifferent-faith-interpreter. big shock but the ragebaiters are friends.
#yuri tag? i guess?: for yuri-faith-misinterpreter. it's not for a tag for yuri. it's a tag for her.
#s(cared)abel*: for faithless-interpreter. girlfriend of a friend. and regular friend i guess.
#hollow vessel: for who used to be best-faith-interpreter.
#the best tag: for who currently is best.
i've got even more tags for people on this site but they aren't as relevant so they go under the cut.
